Johns Hopkins

My favorite pick-up line

Me: "Hi I'm going to Johns Hopkins Med School"
Girl: "Make babies with me NOW"

by Ben Carson's Gifted Hands May 20, 2009

Johns Hopkins

A veritable torture chamber, which uses work, a grading scale, and a city to beat the living crap out of you.

Johns Hopkins Universtity, where your best hasn't been good enough since 1876. Somewhere the work stops and the pain begins.

by and i'm not even a pre-med May 3, 2005

Katie Hopkins

A woman who looks old enough to be Boris Johnson’s grandma. She is the UK’s most ignorant woman and she needs to get a life because the only thing fat in this world is the size of her nose.

Katie Hopkins shares the award of the UK’s most ignorant woman, along side Piers Morgan who is the male owner of this title.

by Katie Hopkins can get fucked May 17, 2020

hoakey

Something that is corny, cheesey or obviously lame.
See also: hokey, lame, crappy

American Idol is such a hoakey TV show.

by Dank09 December 19, 2003

Hopatcong

Also known at Ho-Town, Hopatizzle, or "Where I Get My Drugs".

Lets go to Ho-Town and pick up my weed!

by H-Bomb August 29, 2003

hozak

to make up a word in Scrabble when about to lose.

Dude, I totally fucking hozaked in Scrabble today with the word 'hozak'. I also beat up the bastards who told me I couldn't do that.

by KelVarnsen January 6, 2010

Holak

To be holak'd is being better than somebody else in anything and most likely everything. To be holak'd is saying you basically fail and you should give up.

Person 1: I can dance sooo good! (Does the jerk)

Person 2: So can I! (Does the jerk better than person 1)

Person 3: OHHH SHITTT!!! YOU JUST GOT HOLAK'D!

by Young Typhoon January 26, 2010