hooptie

Any car that I can afford since my second divorce.

My hooptie sure smells like burning today.

by po po September 10, 2003

Hooptime!

1. The coming moment when a person will be playing basketball. (accompanied by a basketball shooting hand motion when said)

2. A time when someone is about to do something to show off (still accompanied with the basketball shooting hand motion)

"Hey Jarvis, you ready to ball tonight?"
"Yeah cuh, HOOPTIME!"

by Kaiih January 18, 2007

Hoopster

A term police use to identify a herion user.

We got us a Hoopster over here.

by ChristinaTrujillo17 January 12, 2016

Hoepotamuskriplty

another word used for sexually spread diseases

The more people you sleep with the higher chance of getting a hoepotamuskriplty

by PG Shockey April 23, 2018

hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etc

Today it can be any car or vehicle used as personal transportation. But it was originally used to refer to classic 70's or 80's era large American cars (impalas, new yorkers, towne cars and so on...), usually found in the ghetto and in poor condition, that has been "pimped out" with garish paint, animal print interiors, wheels too large or too small and so on. They are often roomy, comfortable worn-out gas-guzzlers.

Man that hooptie ride is bitchin.

The tail pipe fell off my hooptie.

by fluxdelux August 11, 2004

hooptie bling

Hooptie + Bling Refers to extraneous, unnecessary, typically obnoxious accessories that far exceed the value of the vehicle in cost. Hooptie bling would include but is not limited to: $4000 wheels on a 1980 Honda Civic; $2500 in dash DVD player in a '95 GEO Metro; multi screen car audio video entertainment center with, in playstation and DVD changer installed in a $215 Ford Escort whose owner also felt overwhelming inclined to place a set of $4500 24 inch spinners on as well even though it barely runs and has a cardboard window held in place with staples and duct tape. Do not confuse hooptie bling with a vehicle that has been riced, although similar in stupidity, these two cultural phenomenons typical clash, as their respective enthusiasts do not agree on much more than the insatiable desire to spend thousands of dollars on useless junk for hoopties that barely run.

T Spent 37 months of McDonalds pay checks on hooptie bling so he could get a hoochie!

by Malagent May 24, 2006

hooptyjoop

Bad magic, often involving flaming hoops, chickens, and midgets.

That server was acting up, so Bill performed some hooptyjoop on it to get it running again.

by DarkElement November 7, 2006