Honda Accord

A very ordinary looking car, but is surprisingly very reliable. This car will go through everything with you that involves travel. Most people that drive this car feel they are better than everyone else because they have had the same car for 20 years.

Guy #1: "Hey Guy #2, why do you drive your 15 year old Honda Accord around town for no reason? You just make yourself look like an ass."

Guy #2: "Hey man this car here is my baby, i got so attached to it, i named her Betty."

Guy #1: "You bastard!"

by Bob Bernstein December 12, 2010

hondabump

the act of a honda driver hitting another car is commonly featured on Wham Bam Teslacam.

what happing jimmy, oh it's just another case of a hondabump on my tesla model y.

by holy malards December 29, 2021

Honda Cancer

The notorious rust that forms on the back quarter panels (above the wheel wells) of older model hondas.

"I got some rust forming on the left rear quarter panel of my 92 accord."

"Better get that Honda Cancer fixed before it spreads."

by Brutu$ July 24, 2009

Hoiyalicious

Extremely funny, marvellous, attractive and someone or something you vibe with.

I like your striped socks, they're so hoiyalicious.

by hihoiya September 26, 2018

Honami Mochizuki

Honami Mochizuki is a very special fictional character. She is the drummer of Leo/need in "project sekai". Her favorite food is apple pie and buys around 20 of them each day. She can be described as "aww the skrunkly uwuwuwu". You see, Honami solos every character in every fandom for Honami is superior.

person 1: omg look it's Honami Mochizuki!!!

person 2: omg *waves to Honami*

Honami: *waves back*

by iiblocky August 24, 2022

honkachee

When a person's penis is bent or curved in any direction.

Wow Billy Jo you sure do have quite the honkachee there!

by don anderson August 23, 2007

Mio Honda

A Mio Honda is a FEMALE character that sings very good songs, she may be a tomboy but I don't wanna enter that discussion again

Damn that girl is such a tomboy...
You mean a Mio Honda ?
NO SHIT UP MIO HONDA IS NOT A TOMBOY JESUS CHRIST WHEN ARE PEOPLE GONNA STOP CALLING HER A TOMBOY
Calm down you fat retard go read hentai or whatever you were doing before

by Whatifiusedmyrealnametho April 23, 2020