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Hong Kong Police

One of the worst police force in the world, a.k.a. blackened cops. They brutally beat citizens with modified truncheons, shoot them with rubber bullets directly in the eyes, bind them up and torture them in a chamber, fire infinite rounds of expired tear gas in confined space, collude with gangsters to wage terrorist attacks. They often disguise themselves to act as agents provocateur, or commit perjury in order to charge innocent people. They cut the emergency hotline at will, or close the shop when they don't feel like it. They tell lies without limit, their morals non-exist. They have both very low IQ and EQ, yet receive high salary by sucking the cock of the CCP. They are nothing but a heap of dog shit.
guy 1: "Hong Kong Police!"
everyone: "Know the law but break it!!"
guy 1: "blackened cops!"
everyone: "SHAME!!"
by proud of being a Hongkonger August 21, 2019
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Nerd Hangover

A situation where one falls asleep in the AM leaving open a browser window composed of dozens of tabs containing interesting intellectual stuff, philosophy, art, linguistics...take your pick.`
Couldn't stay up any longer. When I awoke, my computer greeted me with a Wikipedia page called 'List of bridges in Slovenia', followed by a tab showing thirty-seven alternative covers for 'Alice in Wonderland'. Of all the many tabs I had left open for myself, only one was left on Facebook. Man, I do not want to have to go through all this stuff, I have such a Nerd Hangover right now...
by RoninRogue October 30, 2013
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Hidy Hong

A micro-penis of such great stature, one must use a magnifying glass in order to search for it.
Your hidy hong is so ridiculous that I can't even find it.
by idjaeron October 7, 2019
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Sent To Hong Kong

A korean way to say, I will rock your world. Mainly used with men and women during oral sex
I wassent to Hong Kong with his tongue technology
by Bantan Booty hole August 19, 2017
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hongice

Refers to the yaoi pairing in Hetalia of valley-girl prankster Hong Kong and cold but steamy yet very not not-up-date Iceland. Hella cute cuz they're always in that awkward zone of more than friends but not sure. They get into some really uncomfortable situations that we can laugh at yet they're still really fuckin' cute.
Person 1: Omg i love Hongice they kawaii af
Person 2: nO
Person 3: yES
by Hella Fly June 29, 2014
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Wedding Hangover

Term used by modern photographers to describe the exhausted and achy feeling felt the day after shooting a long wedding.

Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.
"I'm definitely feeling the wedding hangover today!"
by Studio222 Photography December 15, 2008
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Workout Hangover

The feeling of complete bodily soreness the day after working out. Typically characterized by dreading getting out of bed, evading steps, avoiding heavy objects that need lifting, refraining from raising your arms above your head, telling people not to touch you, and a general lack of movement.
I got my butt kicked during my workout last night, and now I have a workout hangover. Please don't touch me.

Man, I could not get out of bed this morning. I was so sore from lifting and had a major workout hangover.

Person 1: I'm taking the elevator today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did squats yesterday, and I've got a workout hangover today.
Person 2: I completely understand. I won't touch you.
by jdavis5787 October 5, 2011
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