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hongice

Refers to the yaoi pairing in Hetalia of valley-girl prankster Hong Kong and cold but steamy yet very not not-up-date Iceland. Hella cute cuz they're always in that awkward zone of more than friends but not sure. They get into some really uncomfortable situations that we can laugh at yet they're still really fuckin' cute.
Person 1: Omg i love Hongice they kawaii af
Person 2: nO
Person 3: yES
by Hella Fly June 29, 2014
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Hodging

When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.
Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.
by Hodging July 3, 2020
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Hoagie Guy

The Hoagie Guy was a frequent attendee at the various Racket Ball Clubs in the Lehigh Valley, Pa. during the mid to late '90's (although he could still be attending to this day). These fitness clubs were open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. He could be found there at various hours and quite possibly multiple clubs a day, although he seemed to make an effort to be there during the prime hours. The Hoagie Guy acquired his moniker because he always wore a t-shirt advertising a sub shop.

The Hoagie Guy would rarely do anything beyond a leisure stroll on the treadmill or short stint on an exercise bike. What made him notorious were his shower room antics.

The men's shower lacked privacy and was simply a large room with nozzles in the wall spaced a few feet apart. The Hoagie Guy would take the nozzle opposite the entrance, step out a few feet from the shower, and while facing the entrance shave his genitals in full view of everyone. His preferred method involved pulling his penis up high and shaving down around his balls. You could not miss this sight entering the shower and you had to avoid the stream of pubic hair speckled shaving cream snaking its way to the drains in the middle of the room. This spectacle, of course, irritated the meatheads to no end who threatened him every time demanding he "Shave his nuts at home" or they would kick his ass. The Hoagie Guy would complete his shower with a dip in the jacuzzi. Needless to say those who saw this never used the jacuzzi.
"Shower at home, the Hoagie Guy is in there shaving his nuts again!"
by danns January 13, 2009
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Leave the nuts hanging out

Another name of sex or intercourse. When the male inserts his penis into his partner to were the only visible thing is his balls hanging.
Dan:"I got with that girl from the party last night"
Joe:"you leave the nuts hanging out"
Dan:"Damn right"
by Bishop Gains June 18, 2014
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hanging chad

"Hanging Chad" became popularized from the 2000 presidential race between George W. Bush and Al Gore.

A "chad" is the fragments of paper left over when you punch a hole in a card. Voters in Florida at the time used Votomatic style punched card ballots. So a "hanging chad" is when you punch a hole in the card, and it doesn't punch the whole way leaving a little piece dangling. A "pregnant chad" is when you attempt to punch a hole, but it just leaves a bulge and doesn't actually punch through.

The controversy came about when "hanging chads" and "pregnant chads" weren't counted by the machine. People's votes weren't counted.

Imagine if you take those tests where you have to fill out the circle completely with a number 2 pencil. But you didn't totally fill the circle out and your answer was marked wrong.
I tried to vote for my favorite guy, but it wasn't counted because I didn't punch the card the whole way through. I left a hanging chad.
by Ihaveavianflu76 September 16, 2016
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hoagie load

ejaculate that smells like hoagies. more specifically the onions on said hoagie.
"Rob lathered her face with his rancid hoagie load."
by Sharked Sauce November 7, 2011
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better hoagie down

something you say when you have a prolonged dispute with your significant other while you are under the impression that they are trying to gaslight you because they keep making the same cryptic statement every morning but refuse to elaborate on it or even acknowledge that they said it, right before you find out that your significant other wasn't even home most of the time you were having these delusions, and that you were actually in a drug-induced state of psychosis that was caused by you mistakenly taking their prescription antipsychotic drugs.
"It's cold out there. Better hoagie down."
by jernsdeath May 3, 2023
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