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Honda Accord

A very ordinary looking car, but is surprisingly very reliable. This car will go through everything with you that involves travel. Most people that drive this car feel they are better than everyone else because they have had the same car for 20 years.
Guy #1: "Hey Guy #2, why do you drive your 15 year old Honda Accord around town for no reason? You just make yourself look like an ass."

Guy #2: "Hey man this car here is my baby, i got so attached to it, i named her Betty."

Guy #1: "You bastard!"
by Bob Bernstein December 12, 2010
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art holdup

any time you are forced through social awkwardness to compliment or purchase art by an artist who you would not have appreciated otherwise.
artist- hey man,would you like to buy this limited edition collage postcard? its just $6. i just made it, y'know, with old national geographics on the ride here. i need money for a bus ticket to get back to idaho.
you- *pause* yeah uhhhhh sure man, thanks alot.
(art holdup)
by anonymousyesyes June 29, 2006
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hondabump

the act of a honda driver hitting another car is commonly featured on Wham Bam Teslacam.
what happing jimmy, oh it's just another case of a hondabump on my tesla model y.
by holy malards December 29, 2021
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Honda Cancer

The notorious rust that forms on the back quarter panels (above the wheel wells) of older model hondas.
"I got some rust forming on the left rear quarter panel of my 92 accord."

"Better get that Honda Cancer fixed before it spreads."
by Brutu$ July 24, 2009
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Hinduphobia

Hinduphobia (or Anti-Hindu sentiment) is an irrational fear or hate of Hindus and Hinduism.

Hinduphobia is a form of violence largely perpetrated against the largest surviving group of indigenous peoples and their continuous culture.

Hinduphobia includes physical, emotional, psychological, economic and social abuse. It includes victim shaming, silencing and the overt denial of centuries of atrocities against Hindus that continue today. It includes smashing idols, destroying temples, forced conversion, murder, persecution, bride theft and ethnic cleansing.

It utilizes suggestion and innuendo, unfair characterization, strawman attacks, denigration, mocking the dress, language or customs, accents and in the media and academia, the distortion of traditional beliefs, practices or texts. Outright lying such as use of Hindu terror and smearing, portray Hindus and Hinduism in a negative light.

It includes cultural and ethnic genocide, epistemicide and the misappropriation of Hindu material and intangible cultural heritage.
Hinduphobia is calling Hindus cow piss drinkers, pagans who are superstitious, backward, and worship weird Gods. Or dirty extremists who hate women, are oppressive, savage cannibals and rapists.
by HHR (Hindu Human Rights) February 5, 2020
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Hinduism

Hinduism is a religion which originated in Ancient India, and holds the title of the oldest religion to date.

Hinduism is much more philosophically based than many monotheistic religions, and does not preach an eternal Hell or Heaven, salvation, redemption, nor does it promise eternal life on Earth. Hinduism does promise, however, a different form of "eternal bliss" and end to suffering. (explained below)

Hinduism has many holy texts, but the most sacred are the Vedas and Upinashads. The Bhagavad Gita, a section of the epic Mahabarata, is sometimes referred to as the "Hindu Bible" because in this text the Lord Krishna relays the major points of the Hindu faith to Arjuna, a warrior hero.

The major beliefs of Hindus include reincarnation, karma (the belief that actions in this life will contribute to the quality of the next life. good actions yield good results, bad yields bad), and ahimsa (nonviolence to all living things). Ahimsa will help one attain good karma, which in turn will help him/her achieve a higher quality next life. The ultimate goal of the Hindu is to achieve moksha, or union with the eternal soul, Brahman. (since the ultimate goal is a union with THE eternal soul, Hinduism is fundamentally "monotheistic," the visible manifestations of God such as Vishnu and Shiva are representations of Brahman, so that the human mind can comprehend it). Union with the eternal soul can be attained through meditation and yogic practices or dedication and devotion to one's duty. Because of this need for dedication to duty, the caste system was created by Krishna to keep people focusing on their jobs; HUMANS (not God) corrupted the system and discriminated against people of "lower" castes. Hinduism also urges people to be dispassionate because attachment to worldly objects is superficial and leads only to suffering.

Today, Hinduism is practiced mainly in India and Nepal, though it is spread throughout the world including the U.K., some countries in Africa, South America, and of course in the U.S.A.
Hinduism is one of the most tolerant religions in the world! It has complex philosophical concepts, is very widely practiced, is the oldest religion in the world, yet never tries to convert people!
by For The People January 20, 2004
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Mio Honda

A Mio Honda is a FEMALE character that sings very good songs, she may be a tomboy but I don't wanna enter that discussion again
Damn that girl is such a tomboy...
You mean a Mio Honda ?
NO SHIT UP MIO HONDA IS NOT A TOMBOY JESUS CHRIST WHEN ARE PEOPLE GONNA STOP CALLING HER A TOMBOY
Calm down you fat retard go read hentai or whatever you were doing before
by Whatifiusedmyrealnametho April 23, 2020
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