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homomobile

What most gay real estate agents drive. BMW 530i.
Look at that fruit in a suit in that homomobile, he must work for CBRE or M&m.
by Armando Del Carbon September 10, 2008
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homomomello

(v) when multiple homosexuals are together but not involved in anal intercourse,

hence, they are mellow

there isn't a W at the end of homomomello because these homos are males, hence,

they don't like women
WOW look at that huge homomomello pack. I want to join.
by kato265 May 26, 2009
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Homosocial

Often mistaken as a bromance, the homosocial man is far from homosexual. The homosocial man likes to get away from the ladies, spend some time with his mates and watch copious amounts of sports. They can often be found in pubs and clubs, chilling out and playing pool, sinking some drinks, or chatting on the smoking deck. They are easily identifiable by the fact that they seem more interested in talking to one another than anyone else and are comfortable with that fact. Essentially, it is a mans bro time!
Man 1: Oi bro, my missus is full pissin' me off aye.
Man 2: Yeah dude, I get that.
Man 1: She wants me to spend every second with her.
Man 2: That's so unrealistic.
Man 1: I know.
Man 2: It's cool man. We'll play some pool, bet on some horses, drink our sorrows away and talk about them when we start getting drunk.
Man 1: Cool. Thanks bro.
Woman 1: Hey, look at them. *points to men*
Woman 2: They're so homosocial.
Woman 1: I know right? Cute. ;)
by Azriel Naya'il March 30, 2011
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heterosexual-homoromantic

Heterosexual-Homoromantic: Sexually and romantically attracted to the opposite gender but romantically attracted to the same gender
I am heterosexual-homoromantic meaning I like women sexually and romantically but I like men romantically.
by FemboyFurryBirosexual February 17, 2021
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homomomorphisisismism

Like a normal homomorphism but way cooler.
Geoff exhibited a homomomorphisisismism between the to groups.
by GeoffForPM April 21, 2016
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homophomia

A slight uneasiness around phones that belong to homosexuals. Fear of gay phones and/or tablets and other devices.
Get that phone away from me! I have homophomia
by Hero! I'm a bagel! August 30, 2017
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Homozodiaphobia

An irrational fear some people have shown to have towards people with differing zodiac symbols. To an individual with

homozodiaphobia, people with differing zodiac symbols are considered enemies at a soul level, resulting in many broken families and disastrous relationships.

Homozodiaphobic people are simple to spot, even in crowds. They are typically alone, but in rare cases may have a companion with the same zodiac symbol to which they solely dedicate. They will completely ignore strangers and only pay attention if your initial words are your zodiac symbol - so long as it matches theirs.
Person A: Lily hasn't said anything to anybody this entire semester.
Person B: You didn't hear? She's even a voluntary orphan.
Person A: Really? Why?
Person B: She's a clear-cut case of homozodiaphobia. And a spazmoid too.
by Hamehr August 31, 2018
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