Homemade whorechata

Homemade whorechata is when you cum in a girls mouth and then you sprinkle some cinnamon in her mouth and make her drink it

“Hey Ed thanks for the homemade whorechata, this was your best batch”

by PimpdadddyC June 6, 2021

Homemade Oreo

When you jizz in your partners tits and smoosh them together.

Last night Aniya and I made a Homemade Oreo

by BigShik November 7, 2022

homemade sock

A piece of fabric that can do anything it can even suck ya dick

You see my friend John right there?
He's been wearing a homemade sock on his cock lately.
Pretty weird.

by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021

Homemade railgun

When you stick a toothpick in your dick and then ejaculate causing the toothpick to shoot out at high speed

John: Oh my god James you need to try this homemade railgun. It efficient, accurate and it feels good as hell
James: please go see a doctor...

by MyDickHurtsOw March 15, 2021

homemade chapstick

a greasy wax-like mixture of dead skin, sweat, grease, dirt,lint, etc... that collects in a persons butt crack after not bathing for a while.

supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.

my lips were hurting real bad, so i had to use some of my homemade chapstick

by t.v.saiditwasok December 30, 2008

homemade yogurt

(n.) Ejaculate; Semen

I've got a batch of homemade yogurt for me lady.

by Shaz-bot September 6, 2005

homemade tattoo

basically, it's what you get after you cut yourself whether it's on purpose self-mutilation or if you just cut yourself on accident.

person1: ughh! gnarly homemade tattoo.
person2: i know. im pretty emo.

anotherperson1: i just got a homemade tattoo.
anotherperson2: ur such a retard. go cover up ur papercut with a band-aid, u loser.

by chalphaQ January 10, 2009