homemade word

Those words invented at home, and used in the family but don't have a meaning outside of the family or friendship group

Tom: Sorry I didn't understand that, what did you say?

David: Oh, sorry, it was a homemade word.

by Fox_In_The_Box June 24, 2013

Homemade sausage

This is the act of pooping into a condom then tying off the condom. You can even add your own ingredients through the act of eating certain foods. A healthy green diet will result in a greener, moreloose variety of sausage. A sausage made after having eaten corn will result in kernel sausage. Other combinations are also possible. Results may vary, consult your doctor if you have a homemade blood sausage, as this may be a result of ripping and tearing.

The other night my girl said she wanted to make homemade sausage with me. I showed up with some condoms and the uncontrollable urge to poo. She had raw meat sitting on the table and an organ grinder. Clearly we were on different pages.

by DWolf06 January 13, 2011

Homemade Oreo

Take an Oreo, lick the frosting off. Then, jizz on a piece and put it back together. Offer to a friend.

I was mad at Jim, so I gave him my homemade oreo instead.

by anonymous suomynona January 15, 2008

homemade sex doll

the sex doll which is produced after months of saving up one's shit and then sculpting it into the shape of a woman. the doll is usually destroyed while making love to it for the first time because of its delicate nature. the user of the doll will usually contract many diseases from the experience.

hey man, i finished my homemade sex doll this morning, im going home for a root!

by stia-styles July 29, 2007

Homemade Apple juice

A bottle full of piss. When a guy pees in a bottle and is to lazy to throw it away.

Jenny "Eew is that piss in a bottle?!"

John" No, its Homemade Apple Juice , I made it myself, you want to taste it?*
Jenny" no that's just gross"

by Citychick213 December 22, 2016

Homemade Sandpaper

When the corner sheet of your bed is so hardened by dry cum it takes on the texture of sandpaper.

Susie: So I went over to Chad's last night to sleep with him but when I pulled back his sheet I nearly cut myself on his Homemade Sandpaper.

by Cheesyfondue January 6, 2018

Homemade railgun

When you stick a toothpick in your dick and then ejaculate causing the toothpick to shoot out at high speed

John: Oh my god James you need to try this homemade railgun. It efficient, accurate and it feels good as hell
James: please go see a doctor...

by MyDickHurtsOw March 15, 2021