Homeland Security Shitter

An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.

Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.

by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013

Homelube

When your significant other loogies and snot rockets on the others penis and proceeds to give a rim and handjob

I went to Becky's today and she gave me a homelube

by Gerald Pinkstinker May 4, 2021

homeland obscurity

The feeling one gets when they call tech support/customer service and cannot understand the person on the other end of the line due to a heavy accent

Person: Hello. Can you help me with a problem i'm having on my new computer?
Tech Support: O ye ve kan hep yoo.
Person: What?
Tech Support: Isay ve ka nhep oo.
Person: I'm feeling some major homeland obscurity right now. Bye.

by This is my February 1, 2007

homeland security

When niggas defend their turf like your mom guarding a sandwich... honkey

Don't touch my fried chicken, I'll get all homeland security on yo ass...

by _ June 3, 2003

Homela

to come home past cerfew

I was homela

by Julie January 26, 2003

Homolab

A Small Asian Man that works at a car dealership

Is that homolab done working on my car yet?
Should we send this sample to the Homolab?

by Brian Pickle December 7, 2006

homelybody

Being comfortable at home and cute at the same time.

Chelsea you are so homelybody with your sleepy time tea before 8pm. I love it!!

by with a K January 31, 2014