Sex recieved so rarely that it is potentially offered on the major National Holidays... New Years, Memorial Day, Independence day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas. It is not required that sex be offered on every national holiday, but can not be offered more frequently. Bithday sex and Anniversary sex can be included as well while still adhering to the term.
Roger: What did you do for Christmas
Dave: I drank beer while Karen wrapped the kids presents... then I got National Holiday sex.
Dave: I drank beer while Karen wrapped the kids presents... then I got National Holiday sex.
by Spanked as a Child March 13, 2013
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May also refer to the shits after too much holiday party cheer.
May also refer to the shits after too much holiday party cheer.
I just dropped some holiday spoils after that wonderful turkey dinner.
The office party this year was great with an open bar. But I must say it left me with the holiday spoils the next day.
The office party this year was great with an open bar. But I must say it left me with the holiday spoils the next day.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2018
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a holiday scene is a person who goes down to the city and "trys" to be scene and goes to the city when they want but all the emos and scenes yell out at them and embaress the fuck out of them infront of everyone because real emos and scenes are in town almost 24/7
real scene 1:look at the fucking holiday scenes trying to fit in it so pathetic
real scene 2:i know there just so fucking stupid, ive seen them 2 times in the last month
real scene 1:"yells at holiday scene"go back to where you came from fucking holiday scene!...
real scene 2:i know there just so fucking stupid, ive seen them 2 times in the last month
real scene 1:"yells at holiday scene"go back to where you came from fucking holiday scene!...
by JessFUCKINGJenocide March 4, 2009
Get the holiday scene mug.noun. Constipation from excessive overeating during Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, etc. celebrations. Most frequently used as a phrase: "it's the holiday squeezin". Pun on popular holiday song.
Hours of turkey feasting with family led to me stuck in the bathroom; my mother became worried, but my brother reassured her that it was merely the holiday squeezin.
by Ralph Wilkerson December 26, 2004
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Anal uptight liberal American: Why, hello little Muslim person, I wish you a happy holiday season on this December 25!
Muslim: Don't you mean 'merry Christmas'? I mean... it's fucking Christmas, for fuck's sake.
Anal uptight liberal American: *head explodes*
Muslim: Don't you mean 'merry Christmas'? I mean... it's fucking Christmas, for fuck's sake.
Anal uptight liberal American: *head explodes*
by JeChristo July 25, 2011
Get the Holiday Season mug.A period of time in which millions of people fight in stores for small plastic toys to give to their children. If one of these plastic toys is not recieved by the child, he will turn into a demon and proceed to destroy sections of the home.
Dad- Son, I got you an expensive toy for this years Holiday Season
Son- This is a shitty present. Get me something better or ill rip the couch.
Son- This is a shitty present. Get me something better or ill rip the couch.
by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010
Get the Holiday Season mug.In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’ ~Dave Barry
by ninjacow December 25, 2010
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