Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.

Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????

by JR March 29, 2004

Holey Tickle

When a girl fingers a guys asshole

My girl gave me the holey tickle last night!Am I gay for liking it?

Hey!Want the holey tickle?

by Faggot;) May 2, 2018

Holey Trinity

Three straight men engage in anal sex where they're all inside of each other at the same time in a sort of holey trinity.

Hey bro, wanna do a holey trinity with me an Jacob?

by Rat Jeigh May 10, 2018

Holey Tingle

The sensation one feels after taking an unbelievably massive shit. You will notice that your anus is exhausted and you experience pins and needles sensations like when your foot falls asleep. A side effect of the Holey Tingle is a tendency to not want to sit down but also need a nap.

Guy 1: Dude, I just crapped off about 5 pounds and now my asshole is throbbing, but like, in a good way.

Guy 2: That my friend, is what we call the "Holey Tingle"

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin December 5, 2023

Moley Holey

A slur against Native American peoples. Used in the Midwest United States, Chase.

Don’t be digging up that burial mound sonny, you’ll get scalped by a Moley Holey

ghost

by Mombombbomber;) October 9, 2025

Holey Communion

Holey Communion - the practice of sharing each other's holes to bring each other closer together

I bumped into the vicar's wife the other day at the supermarket and she said that her husband was away and that would I like to pop round for a coffee and some Holey Communion

by Ziderman March 14, 2025

Assey-Holey

A person who is humorous and a jerk.

"OMG! Why do you have to be such an Assey-Holey!"

by Slamboni October 13, 2007