hoehness

pronounced "Hoeh" like the first three letters of "hoof" not "hoop", with "ness" Hoo-ness.
1) A type of geek, normally male (but not always) who is overly involved in what he is doing.
2) This definition is when "hoehness" is used behind a describing noun-Someone who's knowledge is vast about a certain topic. i.e. "That professor is a Biology hoehness."
3) A kind of loser who's attempts to forward his position always unwittingly backfire, normally in front of an audience, but not neccesarily.

1) The bowler with all the gear on his arm, drying his fingers on the air blower, is a hoehness.
2)That wild Red Wings fan in the stands wearing the goalie mask is a hockey-hoeness.
3)Look at the guy who fell off the curb trying to hail a taxi...what a hoehness!

by aquaman004 April 12, 2007

mokey-hokey

Literally, "okey-dokey". From a Simlish phrase uttered by a voice in the computer game "The Sims 2".

A: (random gibberish)
B: Mokey-hokey!

by Thor, eh? July 17, 2007

Hoehopper

a female who hops from male to male and even proceeds to seduce your man.

Man, ain't she a hoehopper! Started with one dude now she got ten when you say she hoehoppin you can say it again!

by xblkBEAUTY December 29, 2010

Hokey Pokey

When a man sticks his penis in a woman's anus. Anal

Guy: "Let's try something different."
Girl:" The hokey pokey?"
Guy: "That's what it's all about. Now turn yourself around."

by chillary April 29, 2015

hokeypoe

A white guy of low economic status who lives in the ghetto

"Randy, get yo' ass outahere, go back and hang wit da hokeypoes!"

by Bill Hess May 22, 2005

Hokey doke

Something written or spoken that is false. Bullshit, fakery.

We have had enough of this hokey doke.

by Big Rick 69 December 20, 2019

Low Key Hokey Pokey

Fucking on the DL.

Me: Ay gurl, wanna do the low key hokey pokey?
Girl: Okie dokie!

by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017