Håkansson

1. Sweaty man/woman who likes to be seen only wearing underwear
2. Dude who fucked up his lungs snorting cocaine
3. Well-known rapist who just went out of prison

- You see this f*king sweaty dude coughing in his underwear? Was in prison until last weak for raping
-Such a Håkansson!
-Yeah he used to have cocaine problems also

by Happy Lora June 28, 2022

Hakansson

1. Man/woman with a weird sense of humor
2. Creepy person who damaged his brains and lungs using cocaine
3. People that work all their life trying to be a consultant footmen but ended being a money-laundering figureheads

1. Man that dude is super awkward, no one laughs at his jokes, what a Hakansson
2. My neighbor coughs all the time and has a weird facial expression, almost feel sorry for that Hakansson
3. I can't believe it, I worked like crazy for one year trying to be a consultant but everyone reject me. I feel so frustrated, if I don't do something smart soon I'll end up being a Hakansson

by Happy Lora June 28, 2022

Hokenson

Hokenson is a popular last name for people in the pizza industry. They are also very racist

Black Person: Could I get a large pepperoni?

Mr Hokenson: Fuck you blackie

by Jeremiah Mercado July 16, 2023

Hokanboasons

A greeting similar to hello which can be used either formally or informally.

Hokanboasons, how was your day.

by JimKongSpoon January 1, 2024

niall.horans.wifey

one of the most AMAZINGEST most best people ever in the entire world, she’s obsessed with flowers and the colour yellow and she’s just the most lovie dovie person ever. she’s also sza’s and nialls wifey 👀

bro 1: yo who’s that cool ass girl right there
bro 2: only the best person in the world.. niall.horans.wifey

by gggreen July 31, 2021

niall.horans.wifey

niall.horans.wifey is so wonderful!! she is so funny and pretty i love her sm

niall.horans.wifey is my bff
niall.horans.wifey is so cool

by solanasloverr October 3, 2021