Heemy Hoisier

To be below quality, stupid, and/or delinquent. Most often describing ones mistake, or to mischievous activities. Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

He heemy hoisierly put pornography as a background on the phone display.
His friends mocked at him for being a heemy hoisier as he got an easy answer wrong on the test.

by Green Mio Energy October 25, 2017

boner holster

A derogatory, yet all-encompassing slang term for the vagina.

Smells like boner holster in here.

by MC Cancerpants July 31, 2006

In the Holster

The act of sleeping with one's penis safely rested in their partners buttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. Buttsex for the working man.

Jack nessled his dude in the walls of Mike's ass. When Mike asked what that damp, slimy feeling on his behind was; Jack replied "Just placin it in the holster babe"

by Beisner March 29, 2005

Hopster

The next big thing. Hipsters are too mainstream nowadays, so become a hopster. A hopster is someone who does everything after it has already become uncool.

Is that guy wearing jean shorts? Wow, what a hopster!

by The next big thing December 6, 2013

cock holster

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.

joe blow, shut your cock holster.

by slapmeat July 29, 2003

holister

A store, appealing to the trendy 13-year olds of the word, that sells everything Abercrombie does, but in a darker, less inviting environment.

A: Yeah I went to Holister and bought an overpriced polo today.
B: Rad.

by Brittany Lenny July 10, 2005

dick holster

1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult

2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement

1. Steve, shut you filthy dick holster, you talk too much.

2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.

by leadthrower August 28, 2006