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Did you see what Hewittswhore posted? She’s so funny and pretty
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The Hewitt School

Within a warm façade that blends into the museums and townhouses of Manhattan's Upper East Side, the young women of The Hewitt School are the center of an educational program that encourages independent thought and creativity. . .

BUT CUTTING TO THE CHASE, We Hewitt girls are NOT the hoes or sluts people from other private schools deem us to be. We are just as smart AND RICH AND HOT as those other dolls from Spence,Chapin,etc; and we're JUST as smart. We just know how to party better. AND, we attract the boys at all the parties =)Also, our athletics and academics are off the CHAIN.We end up being pretty successful and the MISS INDEPENDENT(s) that other all girl private schools envy.
Browning Guy:"Did you go to the party last night that The Hewitt School hosted?"
Collegiate Guy: "Hell yeah, you know those Hewitt girls party hard."

"Is that a Hewitt Girl?"
"Yeah"
"What college does she go to?"
"I dunno. probably an ivy."

IN A NUTSHELL: "HEWITT GIRLS DO IT BETTER."
by HotHewittChick October 16, 2008
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Jackson Hewitt

1. Jackson Hewitt Tax Service Inc. is the second largest tax preparation service in the United States; responsible for preparing over 2.2 million computerized federal, state, and local individual income tax returns each year. Based in Parsippany, New Jersey, the company currently operates more than 5,802 franchise outlets and 724 owned offices, in 48 states and the District of Columbia.

2. The euphoric dance people do when they find out they are receiving a large sum of money. This euphoria is mainly due to tax returns, but can be from any source such as lottery winnings, lawsuits,paternity,etc.
1. Jackson Hewitt helped me do my taxes online and I found I'm gettin $4,500 back on my federals.

2. When Joe discovered he won the million dollar lottery, he did the jackson hewitt right in the middle of the Kum and Go.
by DrFreeze March 5, 2012
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alfie hewitt

good looking

future UFC champion
tall dark and very handsome
best at jiu jitsu
by alfie the best hewitt May 12, 2019
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Ollie hewitt

A tall man who has a bitch of a gf
Wow ollie hewitts gf is a cunt
by Mr.weedie November 11, 2019
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hewitt

he is a very cool guy good at sports likes girls that are his height so like 4 foot good at nothing a cool cat small pepe hes 12 and has a god named milly and is hot
hewitt is short
by pepe sucker-br November 13, 2019
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Dane Hewitt

a goth kid who plays xbox and throws vagina bombs at peoples vagina bikes and is like whoaaaaa that chick has such a huge vagina bog! noooo! oh shittt sonnn!!! ahhh ass and tittites!
Dane Hewitt you just got poned by Alex and Sam, go suck a bearded taco or a calamari cockring.
by jews_are_ppl_2 November 28, 2010
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