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Houdini Guido Raid

The new most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 12 Guidos and a Cadillac with a nice stereo system.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.

Then Cum in her face.
Mike: Hey, did you see that new show Jersey shore?
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
by fist pumpin' champ December 9, 2009
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Houdini Nordic Raider

The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.

Then Cum in her face.
-Hi Steve hows your mum?

-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!

-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)

-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink September 7, 2007
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Closet Houdini

When a man fucks a woman in front of a window and pulls out more than once. On the final time you have a friend which comes out of the closet and switches with you. Then you run outside and tap on the window and say Tada.
I was fucking Tiffany and Myself and Blake Pulled a Closet Houdini.
by Jgoodfella069 August 14, 2008
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harry hudini

A maneuver in which a man having sex with a women spits on her back and tells her he came. Then when she turns around and he blows his load into her face
Kyle: Haha i gave my girl the harry hudini! She got so pissed!
Mike: Wow Kyle... thats totally dick
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Hot Houdini

Doing your girl from behind, when you are about to climax, you squirt a bit of hot sauce on her asshole. and when she turns around to see what the hell happened, you blow your load on her face!
Roommate 1: Aw man who used up the Hot sauce!? Roommate 2: Sorry dude I gave this girl a Hot Houdini last night
by MR. DNICK@CHEECK May 26, 2010
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Purple Houdini

When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.
Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!
by RBAK July 11, 2016
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popped-a-houdini

For something or someone to disappear "mysteriously"
Pedro: where's carlos? I gave him money to get beer like an hour ago.
Edgar: *sigh* motherfucker popped-a-houdini.
Pedro: well I'll be damned
by Dr.Dedoverde August 14, 2009
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