The Hobby

The patronizing of as many escorts as possible in a given locality. Following the experience the hobbyist reports his "review" of the prostitute on a blog or bulletin board known as a review board. Often times the escorts are found on the review board's own advertising section or off of Craigs****

Example of what a pooner in "The Hobby" would write after seeing an escort
LOCATION: *******
DATE: July 2009
NAME: HOLLYBRUNETTE
INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: Very clean
AGENCY OR INDY: Indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes, but she is better looking than her pics
AGE: 18
PERSONALITY: Very friendly
RACE: Caucasian
BODY TYPE: Beautiful sexy figure, not skinny, perfectly proportioned
WEIGHT: 135
HEIGHT: 5.7"
BUST: Full young and bouncy C's
WAIST: thin
HIPS: nice curves
HAIR: brown
EYES: green
FEET: two
SKIN TONE: tan
TRIMMING: shaved
TATTOOS: one on hip
SCARS: none
PIERCINGS: stomach
CLOTHES: casual summer sexy
GLASSES: none
MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?: OMG yes
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: very, very high
MULTIPLE CUPS?: many for her, just one for me
ACCEPTS FRENCH: she will soak your face in pussy juice
SMOKES: nope
DRINKS: not in front of me
KISSING TECHNIQUE: kisses like you are her only lover
FRENCH: cbj, her only drawback
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: didn't ask but has the equipment
DONTS: anything uncovered, greek
WEBSITE:

SCREENING PROCESS: I show her my dick and she shows me her titty in the car in the parking garage
EMAIL: holly_*******@yahoo.com
PHONE: ***-259-****
RATES: $.5 hh, $$ h
RECOMMEND: Absofuckinglutely!
REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) Absofuckinglutely!

by horneyboy August 9, 2009

White Trash Holly Hobby

A disgustingly stupid girl who steals from everyone . She uses men for their money and drugs screaming at how she loves sex to trick men . She is not classy and she has a very bad reputation along with drug problem. She never wants to do anything better in life ..

She is such a white trash holly hobby that she runs around saying she likes to fuck as desperate men fall for that classless statement.

You know that white trash holly hobby is such a stereotype when you think about how many of them fail in life making excuses blaming others …

by Heyoka October 28, 2023

hobby lobby

A poorly thought out, gut reflex decision or reaction that has far-reaching, negative consequences.

The assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the first World War; it was a real hobby lobby.

by rideurbike June 30, 2014

Hobby Weed

Marijuana you grow for personal use instead of for profit. Grown "as a hobby".

Got anything good at your place?

Well, guess I got that hobby weed.

Shit, that's all you had to say!

by @Jimmy_2_Thumbs April 1, 2023

Mr. Hobby

The Hockaday teacher who banned the use of fidget spinners and flipping water bottles in his classroom. Every eighth-grader loves him and his wife, and during the February valentine's dance, he brings his wife, and all the Saint Marks boys will come and introduce themselves.

Girl 1: Why is everyone screaming?
Girl 2: It must be because Mr. Hobby and his wife arrived.

by cantoloupedealer February 9, 2020

hobby

a pastime, something you enjoy doing in your spare time

I take pride in my hobby - homemade bongs using my engineering degree

by pixiesandclover January 23, 2004

High Hobby

A hobby one practices every time he/she is high in the aim of perfecting said hobby and getting something productive done while stoned.

Guy 1: Hey man, I didn't know you knew how to weave baskets
Girl: Yea, It's my high hobby, I just practice every time I'm stoned, I'm getting pretty good at it actually.

by prezrez January 4, 2011