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The act of performing hoe like actions with other hoe like friends
"Tonight my friends and I plan to bar hop, shake some ass, find some guys for the night, you know just general hoesery"
hoesery by MrPackandFriends April 24, 2016

Hoesestoiariestically 

The deep rooted history and study of hoes
Have you ever considered majoring in Hoesestoiariestically studies?
Hoesestoiariestically by witchyrose February 23, 2020
Typically a woman that hangs out with a "bro". (See bro definition below)
"Hoesers" are typically from the 909 or 951 and bleach their hair to the point of looking like straw. They wear a tremendous amount of foundation usually a shade darker or lighter than their own and pink lip gloss. They wear t-shirts with "Holister" or "Abercrombe" plastered on the front and skirts that are typically made for their 7 year old cousins.
When driving in the big lifted trucks with their BRO counterparts, they sit in the middle regardless of whether or not there is someone in the passenger side.

They tend to refer to their fellow Hoesers in some sort of derogatory term i.e. "slut, bitch, cunt, etc"

Hoesers can not handle their liquor and very easy to have sex with. They do throw up often so beware.

Hoesers have big mouths and are often heard yelling things like "wooo!!" or "Rock out with my cock out!!"

(BRO-a usually white young male, found commonly in places like san bernardino county in california, as well as orange county. always, without exception, drive big lifted trucks, often white. has the name of their crew or whatever in big white letters on their back window (ie, "skin", "metal mulisha". wear: trucker hats off center, plug earrings, sunglasses, wife beater shirt or no shirt, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks, skater shoes or those black corduroy slipper things, have a lot of tatoos of things like stars. )
Ensenada is full of hoesers yelling out "rock out with your cock out! WOOO!!"
HOESER by Izabizzle1 October 28, 2008
the boy in your life that is such a bitch but he's lowkey super cuddly and sweet. he can be an asshole and blackmail you for affection because he's such a hoeseph.
God dammit Joe! Stop acting like a hoeseph
hoeseph by LunaOrion November 30, 2017

Hoesexual 

A person whose love interest is a married man/woman
My sister is in love with a married man, so that makes her hoesexual.
Hoesexual by SteelersMom90 August 11, 2018

Hoesexual 

A sexuality in which a male or female enjoys sexual relations without the emotional attachment
"Is there a sexuality for someone who doesn't get emotionally attached to people but likes to have sex or is that just a hoe?"

"Yeah hoesexual"
Hoesexual by Infamiss_cok January 10, 2017