HMF

Horny mother fucker

“Nudes?”
“Get away from me you hmf”

by sparecooch February 12, 2021

HMF

Hold My Feeding Tube

HMFT AFTER I do a backflip over this fire.

by GanjaBreadman January 1, 2022

HMFIC

The top boss or manager - “Head-Mother-Fucker-In-Charge”, Origin US.

I can't approve that, you need to talk to the HMFIC.

by Naughty Daddy June 13, 2019

Hmft

A word geoff uses way too much and no one knows what it means.

Victim:"(absolutely anything)"
Geoff: "hmft"

by Extraordinarilyspongy December 19, 2021

hmfic

Head Motha Fucka In Charge. The boss; someone not to be reckoned with. Used to denote, usually in jest, that a person is in charge of a situation.

The coach is the HMFIC. What he says, goes.

by The HMFIC January 4, 2006

HMFBD

An acronym - Happy Mother Fucking Birthday!

Hey! TGIF and HMFBD too!

by susan lucci's toenail August 25, 2011

HMFL

"Higher Mother Fucking Level". Originating in southwest Ohio, circa 2001, this phrase has become a near-indisputable rebuttal to the statement that something cannot be done.

"You think you're going to win this race? Please. You can't beat Sergio."
"Dude, I'm on an HMFL. I cannot be stopped."

"How the fuck did you pull that girl last night?!? She was HOT!"
"HMFL."

by bgholyfield March 12, 2014