bitch-horn

Clitoris. Female fun part.

Lady Skanksalot said to her enemy, "You can just lick my bitch-horn!"

by happybachi April 23, 2006

james horner

Causing eargasms since 1953

I got goosebumps after hearing one of James Horner's compositions

by noobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 30, 2011

Hornariphic

Hornariphic: being so horny that you'd due just about anything to relieve yourself.

Sam was so hornariphic he resorted to sticking his dick into the toaster as there was no other opening that looked ever more tantilizing..

by diz1776 April 17, 2009

Horn War

Trying to put your pants on while in the state of full wood.

"I cramped up amidst a horn war."

by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

Orgy Horn

orgy horn: when a man senses an oppurtunity for sexual pleasure with two or more females present, he must blow a literal horn (or metaphorical if none is present) to alert other men in the area to his successes, contrary to popular belief it is not in fact an invite for other men to join in

Hang on girls, i'll be there in a minute (blows Orgy Horn)

by CloudWolf64 March 8, 2010

Whore with a horn

A musician that is willing to do anything to get the gig or make the person that hired the musician happy, to get more gigs. (usually used by horn players but other musicians can as well)

I had to become a whore with a horn just so i could eat after i got my bachelors in music performance.

by iamthewalrus1126 August 19, 2011

Horneliness

The state of being horny and lonely simultaneously.

Man, Jeff is in a constant state of horneliness and it's honestly worrying.

by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019