hitokiri

Used commonly with the famous samurai of the Bakamatsu Himura Kenshin.

Yo, you saw hitokiri battousai? Cat was flyin' at speedz 5-0 couldn't even top.

by hitokiri October 4, 2003

saying "hi" to my monster

masturbating at a high rate of speed

Annie: "What are you doing?"
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.

by Christophe H Graham September 24, 2007

Hitorious

someone or something that is wrongfully Ugly, Hit, hideous.

Jane is so Hitorious

That Event was Hitorious, im never going again.

by SaluteJupiter June 14, 2011

Hitori

A japanese word for alone, unmarried or single.

HItori desu!

by hitori desu October 4, 2018

Hitorinbo Envy

Hitorinbo Envy (独りんぼエンヴィー) is the shortest song in the game Project Sekai: Colorful Stage. Playing this song in the online "Colorful Live" mode is the most efficient way of appearing in the ingame event leaderboards. For those playing the game casually, the song has become a meme as people will often ragequit immediately after the song is chosen, despite the game having punishments for disconnecting during online play in place. People now often play online this song just to frustrate other players, and this behavior is strengthened by meme creators within the games English community.

Someone with that one Kanade card: Oh my god not Hitorinbo Envy again
Someone trying to get on the leaderboards: *spams funny emu sticker* yes.

by LenEnjoyer April 8, 2022

Say Hi To Your Mom For Me

Line from "Back to the Future" 1985, Universal delivered by Biff to Marty McFly after Biff has wrecked the McFly family car, had it towed back to the McFly residence and denied responsibility for it.

Biff desired Marty's mother when he, Marty's mother (Lorraine) and Marty's father (George) all attended high school together and Lorraine choose George opposed to Biff.

Biff is still stinging from it some thirty years later and has no problem taunting Marty with an inappropriate and disrespectful comment that he still desires Marty's mother, a married woman.

What are you lookin' at, butthead? Say hi to your mom for me.

by MasterYoda21 October 8, 2010

Hitomi J-Cup

Hitomi J-Cup is the most amazing woman alive. She suports the entire Japanese film industry on her J-Cup sized breasts. Without her the world would lose meaning and the milky way would implode into the sun.

Kyle: I don't think I can take living anymore.

Dave: Don't say that Kyle. Here. I have something that will make the pain of losing your entire family and dog in a train accident.

Kyle: What is it?

Dave: It's a DVD of Japanese porn superstar Hitomi J-Cup.

Kyle: I don't think it will help.

Kyles Mum's Ghost: Just watch, Kyle. Just watch...........

by TheMuffPuffer October 8, 2012