hitch tease

(n.) one who purposefully slows down / stops, giving an unsuspecting hitch hiker hope of catching a ride. right before the hitch hiker reaches the vehicle, the hitch tease will drive away, taking the hitch hikers hope in humanity along for the ride

Dude 1: "ah sick brah, looks like we got ourselves a ride!"
(Dudes run to car... car drives away)
Dude 2: "no dice, that guy was such a hitch tease."

by your neighbourhood friend September 26, 2009

The Trailer Hitch

Having a girl get on her knees and blow you, then slowly walk backwards, dragging her across the room.

The chick was sucking my cock, but i couldn't reach my beer, so i had to give her the trailer hitch to get to it...

by StickyfingerSG October 18, 2010

hitch-biking

hitching a sly lift on the back of a passing vehicle, such as a tractor or golf cart, when riding your bicycle.

dude, you look fresh after your 25 mile bike ride" "yeah man, i pulled some sweet hitch-biking the whole way!

by al-co-hol May 14, 2011

Hitch Bitch

Side Bitch - Someone you do not really know is there until you hit it.

Nah man she is just my hitch bitch I don't really like her.

by Truck slut April 23, 2015

Chinese Trailer Hitch

When a guy "crab walks" while receving fellatio, making the girl crawl around on her hands and knees to follow him. His penis becomes the "Chinese Trailer Hitch".

Karl, I gave your mom the Chinese Trailer Hitch while she was blowing me over spring Break. Cesar did too!

by Cut Throat Paladin April 1, 2010

Hitch-cock

When you have such a large erection that you don't need a belt because your pants are very hitched.

Man that girl is so hot! She gave me hitch-cock!

by N1k94 March 23, 2009

hitch in the giddyup

The catchall phrase used to describe an anomaly in physical behavior that is typically related to the aging process. Can also be applied to the thought process in certain individuals.

Honey, Mommy just can't get up as quickly as you do because she's got a hitch in the giddyup.

by sanduski June 30, 2009