hypochondriacademic

Derived from Hypochondriac - someone who thinks they are ill without reason or sympton.

1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.

2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.

3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.

"She said she flunked the class, but got the best grade, such a fucking hypochondriacademic"

"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"

by timriggins May 10, 2018

Hypochondriac

Someone who thinks they are going to perish;someone who is overreacting about their health

My friend,Brian,is a hypochondriac.

by A kitty cat February 18, 2019

Hypochondriact

The definition of hypochondriact is Tegan

Tegan: it’s bipolar

Me: no love it’s called being a hypochondriact

Tegan: what does that mean

Me: it’s the definition of you

by Tallperson9000 April 6, 2019

Hairpochondriac

When a man in his late 20's/early 30's thinks he is going bald.

"I swear my hairline never used to be this far back. Is my crown thinning? I don't want an egg in a nest"

"I wont suit bald, my head is a weird shape. Does this mean I have to grow a beard now?!"

"hey man quit being a hairpochondriac, it's not even that bad"

by Itisiphillsutton July 9, 2020

Hypochondriac

What an incompetent doctor calls their patients.

I can't figure out what condition my patient has, and I'm sick of hearing her whine about her "excruciating pain", so I will label her a hypochondriac.

by Haven the Great October 6, 2021

hypochondriac hypochondriac

A person who obsesses over the types of hypochondriacs in paranoia of which one they are

My hot-nurse girlified- is hypochondriac hypochondriac. (N)

by xCozyx April 25, 2022

Hypochondriac

Female, especially middle aged and no longer "hot", who complains of a disease that doctor-magic cannot diagnose and/or treat.

That bitchy old cow in my examining room keeps saying she has heart palpitations but I can't hear any. She's probably lonely and wants attention because her old man can't it up anymore. I guess I can't prescribe that nasty, fat middle-aged hypochondriac the little blue pill for her hubby, though. Her husband might have a heart attack at seeing her naked. My medical training didn't prepare me to deal with a hypochondriac like her. Referral for psychiatry.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022