dirty hiker

Mixed drink with vodka base and any powdered drink mix ie. Gatorade, Tang, etc.

Origin of the first dirty hiker is unknown. Its consumption and naming has been traced to backpackers who can only carry the basics on a long or strenuous hike, thus the powdered mix.

by cfar August 22, 2008

hitch hiker

when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.

wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.

by kevon December 22, 2002

Lift Hiker

A person who walks into an elevator, presses the floor they require then obliviously stands in front of the buttons so no other patrons may press the button they require.

stu: excuse me could you kindly step aside so that i may press the button?

Lift Hiker: oh sorry i didnt realise,

stu: Thats quite alright, (under breath) stupid lift hiker!

by stu hix August 30, 2007

Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.

I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.

by Big Mac March 08, 2005

Honeymoon Hiker

Big burley guy that hikes ahead of the group. It's common for other hikers to try to keep up with the Honeymoon Hiker as a goal pace, but are usually unsuccessful. Often sport a mountain beard, hiking poles, and large calf muscles.

Hey man, did you happen to see a honeymoon hiker go by here a little while ago?
Well, I saw one about 30 minutes ago.
Holy crap, how does he run up these mountains so fast?

by Foster Price III February 05, 2010

hiker jack

Referring to someone who likes to hike, wears hiking boots, someone with a big,bulky school bag. People who pitch tents in penny pack park and think they're cool.

" Look at her hiker jack boots!!! "
"Dad, i'm not using that.. it's a hiker jack schoolbag!!!!"

by sExXymAmA March 30, 2009

Armless Hitch Hiker

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

by TaintedCheeks November 01, 2021