hike school

Quote from Billy Madison mispronouced form of saying High school

No hike involved

3rd Grader: How's high school Billy?
Billy Madison: High school is great. I'm learning new things and everyone is really nice.
3rd Grader2: Gee, I can't wait till I get to hike school.
Billy Madison: (grabs 3rd grader's face and shakes it violently) Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it.

by Bob La May 19, 2008

urban hike

An urban hike is an outdoor activity that consists of walking long distances, usually with a backpack, in urbanized outside environments, often following sidewalks, concrete bike paths, paved roads with the objective of arriving at destinations of shopping, dining or other entertainment.

We took an six mile urban hike today that included a fine lunch and a stop at the bookstore.

by pcb006 January 26, 2012

hike and a beer

(n.) Where two masculine gay or bisexual men, often closeted, meet for some outdoor physical activity such as hiking or surfing, followed by the consumption of beer, with the understanding that they will have sex in the course of the day.

I asked Tim if he wanted to go for a hike and a beer but I wonder if he really knew what I meant.

by Perspective July 5, 2003

Hiken

Hi-ken

adjective
1. A word associated with an individual that lacks skills in fantasy football; generally is found at the bottom of the standings each and every year; tends to know nothing about the game of football and loves sending stupid trades that no one even looks at.
2. A word used to describe someone who has a hard time picking up girls; or someone that still sleeps with his mother at night.

noun
1. A newly discovered STD found in some men causing their penis to shrink to an abnormally small size.

Friend 1: My whole team under-performed this year, just like they did the last few years. No worries though, next year I'll win for sure!
Friend 2: Bro, your team is worse than the Charlotte Bobcats. You are and always will be the Hiken.

A signature Hiken trade offer example:
"Dude, I'll give you Maurice Clarett, Tim Tebow, and Rich Eisen for Doug Martin, RG3, and Calvin Johnson"

Friend 1: Dude! Did you nail that chick you were talking about last night?!?
Friend 2: Yeah man...but somethings up with my dick. It's smaller than usual, I didn't think this was possible :(
Friend 1: Damn bro, you probably caught the Hiken

by Leon Sandcastle April 22, 2013

Hillsborough Hike

n. A North Carolina State tradition that takes place on the last Friday of the school semester (the week before exams). Participants include current students, alumni and their guests. The event begins at Players Retreat and with the purchase of an alcoholic beverage at every location on Hillsboro Street and unofficially ends at PB's or at the hiker's discretion.

"Hey man! Are you studying for exams Friday night since they start on Monday?" "What? Do you think I go to UNC? I'm goin on the Hillsborough Hike!!"

by projectpatt02 December 9, 2006

Hikeod

A word made up by a boyfriend just by typing random keys on his phone while texting his girlfriend.

Josh texted his girlfriend, Nicole, the word hikeod when he could not think of any other way to respond to her last text.

by NDLJP November 10, 2010

hiyee

one of the shortest people you'll ever meet.

Guy: wow look at that guy over there, he's so short.
Guy #2: yeah what a hiyee.

by NathanielHallyHappen April 20, 2021