Hikee 

Someone who looks like they are prepared to climb a mountain in everyday situations such as going to the supermarket or watch a film at the cinema. But they never going hiking

A Hikee wears practical hiking clothing in urban areas. Even thou they are not going to climb a mountain or walk across some vast stretch of land miles from anywhere.

They might wear clumpy hiking shoes, water proof trousers and carry a ruck-sack with a water supply in it accessed through a straw in urban environments such as town centers. Overly dressed. Hikees are like Pikeys of the urban world, but never go hiking, just want to be pratical.

Hikee by mrhappybond November 4, 2009

Urban Hikee 

Someone who is overly dressed and prepared in hiking gear whilst walking around town centers. But never actually's goes hiking. The pikey's of hiking, Hikees.

Why walk around town dress like you are going to climb mount Everest but never go hiking,. thats why they are urban Urban Hikee's

Urban Hikee by mrhappybond November 4, 2009

Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

hikebeast

Hugh Cashmir

Me: "did you see that hikebeast run up the mountain?!"

Friend: "yeah, he's almost as much of a hikebeast as Hugh"

hikebeast by Hikebeast May 3, 2017

hikeeba 

Also, "haikeeba" and hi-keeba. An exclamation uttered during a kung fu move. First heard in a movie ridiculed on Mystery Science Theater 3000 called Women of the Prehistoric Planet.

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected! Hikeeba!

hikeeba by Sebastian Gorkamorka March 10, 2005

hakeem olajuwon 

The greatest center to every play the game of basketball. He had every ability a basketball player needed to have: offensive moves, blocks, you name it. A great man on AND off the court.

David Robinson: yo hakeem wat up bitch
*Hakeem Olajuwon smashes the fuck out of David Robinson*

hakeem olajuwon by hakeemolajuwonfcksyouintheass December 5, 2007

take a hike mike 

Polite version of GTFO. Used to say someone to beat the outtahere. It's mostly used to tell someone that an affair or crush is over.

it has been good gal, but now let's take a hike mike.

take a hike mike by fmattos September 12, 2016