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Highway Hummer 

A blowjob given while driving at speeds of over 60-79 mph. Not to be confused with a suburban suck-down which would be conducted at speeds of 25-59 mph or a speedway suck job which would be at speeds of 80+ mph.

The distinctions are important b/c if pulled over in the act the ticket price declines with rising difficulty.
Had the salewoman, Lisa P, not given me a highway hummer during my test drive, I probably wouldn't have bought this used 1995 Dihatsu. Although I just bought it last week, I'm thinking of going for another test drive asap.
Highway Hummer by rbc December 10, 2004

Highway 420 

Highway 420, also known as Niagara Veterens Memorial Highway, is a stretch of highway that stems from the Queen Elizabeth Way (QEW) that takes you to downtown Niagara Falls, Ontario. It's also the main route to cross the Canada-US border via the Rainbow Bridge.
GPS: In 500 meters, keep left and exit off to highway 420

Me: Woo we're almost at Niagara Falls!!

highway lemonade 

When you’re on a highway (typically part of a trucking crew) and you piss into a bottle to avoid stopping.
Driver: I’m so thirsty, do we have any drinks back there?

Passenger: all we got is some highway lemonade back here
highway lemonade by Niccck June 29, 2020

highway 401 

Highway 401-- also known as the MacDonald-Cartier freeway is a stretch of highway in Canada that connects Windsor, Ontario and ends at the Ontario-Quebec border where it becomes Quebec Autoroute 20 before continuing on to Montreal.

The section of highway 401 that passes through Toronto is among the widest and busiest freeways in the world, peaking at 500,000 cars per day (in comparison to Los Angeles' Santa Monica Freeway at 480,000) and expanding to 18 lanes in some sections.

Due to heavy Canada-USA trading, it is also the busiest truck route on the planet.

Highway 401 also crosses the Don River Valley at Hogg's Hollow Bridge, which is the busiest multi-span bridge in North America-surpassing even the Brooklyn Bridge.
Driving on highway 401 at noon is a death sentence.
highway 401 by AssBlaster55 May 9, 2012

highway food 

food that is easy to eat while driving, such as a burger
I'm hungry so before I hit the road I'm going to pull into this drive-thru and grab some highway food.

Highway To Hell 

a hit song by AC/DC, the greatest band ever! this has become their main song
When I heard highway to hell on the stereo I cranked it up all the way and some old guy yelled at me.