Hoffing

To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.

Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.

by Tyney August 4, 2009

Hamster-Huffing

Hamster Huffing was invented in the town of Lurgan in the late bronze age by chieftain Ryan McNeill during a bare-bollock wrestling match with gay giant Finn McCool. Legend has it that four-and-twenty orange fighting hamsters were intestinally huffed by flame-haired McNeill before he exploded in a ball of methane gas and pubic hair. His remains are believed to have been buried in the grounds of the Junior High School from whence it is believed he shall rise again, leading a zombie army of ginger gobshites on the day of Ragnarok . Hamster-huffers are recognisable by their hoodies. persistent smell of eggy-farts and the signature cry of "Yeoooooo" uttered at the peak of their huffing ecstasy).

Hollywood movie star Richard Gere was well known for his hamster-huffing exploits

by GingerMcNeill August 31, 2012

Huffing hobo

That retard that starts to breve heavily for no reason and it’s super annoying

Ethan Michael Estree is a huffing hobo

by I_live_withahobo November 9, 2019

gas huffing

Gas huffing is the act of inhaling gasoline. The desired effect is a hallucinogenic high. It is very popular among younger teenagers that don't have access to Marijuana, alcohol or can't afford these more conventional drugs.

"You dudes want to go to my dad's garage from a gas huffing session?"

by Travis Dean November 29, 2007

huffing box

Munching muff, tasting twat, snacking on snatch, etc... Eating pussy.

Ellen DeGeneres is really into huffing box.

by AC Sativa September 12, 2017

Butt-Huffing

The act of inhaling methane out of one's anus. This is commonly performed during foreplay, but is also a quicker, less potent alternative to the huffing of manufactured jancum.

1. My wife likes to be butt-huffed.
2. I need a quick fix. Drop your pants and let me butt-huff you.
3. That girl's really into butt-huffing. I'm gonna go eat some chili...

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013

Huffing Glue

An exclamation made by an intoxicated person to indicate their immense pleasure at being fucked up by any and all substances. Variant uses of the term include..."huffing glue loving you!"

1. Intoxicated: Huffing glue years!
2. Stoned: Huffing glue, hard core rubbing you!

by chiefjusticeiv January 9, 2012