snow hysteria

The insanity that occurs in the general public when frozen flake-shaped water is predicted to fall from the sky. Normally, the correct response when hearing about snow is to drive immediately to your nearest grocery store and buy 400 gallons of water and enough milk, bread, and eggs to feed a small sovereign nation, because obviously 1/4 inch of snow equals the next 100,0000-year-long ice age, and obviously with the glaciers ringing your doorbell, you won't be able to go anywhere!

Snow hysteria is a common occurence in Texas; has been known to be spotted elsewhere (New Jersey & Pennsylvania specifically).

Person 1: Jesus, why does this supermarket look like Times Square on NYE?
Person 2: Oh, they predicted 1/4 inch of snow, thus the snow hysteria.

by lancelot323 January 3, 2009

hesperia

The foremost lamest piece of crap town I've ever known in the history of for-fuckin' ever. The roads are crappy, the people are stupid, the houses are multiplying and the weather is ridiculously shifty, you never know exactly what season tomorrow will be due to the local climate and circumstances. Many believe it was built on an Indian burial ground and that could be indeed the reason as to why the clouds sometimes just flat-out circle this hell of a city and pass us by without the rain we want. There isn't a movie theatre, major arcade, large pizza place or drive-in theatre in the town. The city also goes dead after about 8 p.m. because nobody here likes having fun or doing anything in public. Most adults here work either in the small shops, diners, small businesses or for the school/park district. Oh, and half this city is full of FUCKTARDS!!!

"Hey let's go to the arcade," says one friend.
"But we'd have to go the next city just for a Scandia!" says another.
"Shit!!! I hate Hesperia!!!" says the first friend as he begins walking towards the bus stop.

by Texace 3XO April 28, 2006

H-Troll (Hysteria Troll)

H-Troll a troll whose trolling is fueled by irrational fear, belief or hysteria. H-Trolling is an abbreviation of Hysteria Trolling. Trolling based on irrational beliefs or fears for the purpose of convincing others to adopt their irrational fears or beliefs.

That H-Troll (Hysteria Troll) and his moon landing conspiracy is so outdated.

by KatsuiKatKOoKakatsui June 16, 2018

hysteria

A condition where one starts laughing uncontrollably, usually without a good reason.

Me: *starts laughing really hard, falls on floor and stops breathing, still laughing though.*
Stephanie or other friend nearby: "Oh God, she's going into hysteria again! Get the medication!"

by Erika January 8, 2005

David Bell Hysteria

A type of behavious often exhibited upon first contact with David Belle; may cause a person to dress, talk - and, in extreme cases - assume the ego of said David. Condition generally wears off within a few months of non-David-contact time, but person still carries exaggerated opinions of David Bell and his exploits opinions of David Belle and his exploits

Drury : Whys tom dressing like that, he used to look like a hippie

Louis: oh he's got a touch of the David Bell hysteria

Drury: haha of we've all been there

Louis: Ahmen Brother

by AESIM November 2, 2008

Hysterians

Any group of people that gets really upset about a topic or a happening.

The vegan hysterians cry "fowl" if you kill a chicken!

by Bev Maxwell December 26, 2007

Hysteria Strength

Hysteria Strength or Hysterical Strength also referred to as Superhuman Strength is a genetic mechanism hardcoded into human DNA that is triggered during massive and life threatening scenarios. During such event the human brain, primarily the Hypothalamus triggers the muscle fibers to contract and in a single instance triggers all muscle fibers asynchronously. During this moment the body is capable of superhuman strength, and the person in such condition is capable of lifting anywhere from 500 to 1600 (1.6 tons) kilograms.

Such life saving mechanism comes at a cost, the cost is chance of ripping muscles tissues from bone, and permanently damaging muscles. It is also been proven that human body uses limited amount of its full muscles potential, as this allows the body to most efficiently operate.

In 2011, in Tampa, Florida, 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m), 295 lb (134 kg) college football player Danous Estenor lifted a 3,500 lb (1,600 kg) car off of a man who had been caught underneath. The man was a tow truck driver who had been pinned under the rear tire of a 1990 Cadillac Seville, which had lurched forward as he worked underneath it. The mans brain went into "Hysteria Strength" mode in order to save a stranger's life.

by ZeroToleranceCat September 21, 2013