Heterosexual™

When a person is so undeniably straight that it either

1. Makes others uncomfortable or
2. Makes you want to pimp slap them
Unlike heterosexual, which is simply the attraction to the opposite sex.
Heterosexual™ is most likely used in texts or while posting and not in speech, though a minority does say "Heterosexual tm" while speaking

"Your hair looks really good, bro! No homo though." "Dude, dont be so Heterosexual™"

Heterosexual™ by Pineapplelesbian August 9, 2017

Homosocial Heterosexual 

An individual who has many romantic experiences and spends a great deal of time with members of their own gender yet are physically attracted to individuals of a different gender.

You would think she's a lesbian because of her lifestyle, but no, she's a homosocial heterosexual.

Homosocial Heterosexual by Aria Nunyabiz April 12, 2010

flaming heterosexual 

A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.

Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.

flaming heterosexual by jamison313 May 23, 2006

Heterosexual Tomatoes 

Tomatoes, preferably rotten, that are thrown by people, who are against yaoi, yuri, shonen-ai, and shoujo-ai, at other people

Yaoi Lover (Me): Sorry, Starfire/Robin Shippers; I don't feel like dodging your heterosexual tomatoes today

Heterosexual Tomatoes by RockyVRWolf January 17, 2009

Heterosexual 

A person who is straight

Guys who fuck only girls are heterosexuals.
Girls that fuck only guys are heterosexuals

Heterosexual by ROFLHAIR July 11, 2006

heterosexual life partner

Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.

Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.

heterosexual life partner by Pace June 3, 2004

Closet HeteroSexual 

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality

That man is a closet heterosexual

Closet HeteroSexual by emax72085 February 2, 2007