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exploding hershey squirts 

Noun - very similar in form to common hershey squirts (coca squirtis minora) differentiated primarily by artillery explosion like flatulence. can often result in a dislocation and or actual discharge of the small intestine.
After the bean eating contest, Pete downed several pitchers of beer at Polska Sausage World. The resulting case of exploding hershey squirts shattered the toilet, dislodged the sewer main, and unclogged his sinuses.
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technicolor hershey squirts 

A colorful term for "Fruity Pebbles" in relation to "Cocoa Pebbles"

This termonology refers to the supreme distaste I have for cereal that tastes like a mixture of garbage, shit, rotten flesh, santorum, and vaginal fliuds.
Technicolor hershey squirts are just like the shits with a little more color and flavor.

hershey's squirts 

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.
"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"
hershey's squirts by LaRon May 18, 2006

hershey's squirts 

when you fart but a little brown squirt comes out with it.
Oh darn, I just laid two hershey's squirts.
hershey's squirts by browner November 7, 2006

hershey highway squirts 

I think he has the hershey highway squirts. He's was in the Bathroom for a hour.

hershey squirt

(n), to defecate in one's pants, usually under accidental circumstances in which one had intended to expel flatulence.

(v), to experience a hershey squirt.
Larry tried to fart, but instead, had a hershey squirt in his boxer shorts and had to go home to change his clothes.
hershey squirt by Mysterious Joe August 26, 2003

hershy squirts 

OMFG keep that door closed Andy pro has the Hershy Squirts!