a very rich and preppy person who lives on the upper west side of manhattan. their saturday nights usually consist of seeing a PG-13 movie and then getting frozen yogurt. an absolutely pitiful sight to behold.
Person A: "yo did u see those heschel kids walking out of starbucks?"
Person B: "yeah man ive never seen anything gayer in my life."
Person B: "yeah man ive never seen anything gayer in my life."
by snoop52 December 6, 2009
Get the heschel kid mug.The act of molesting and/or penetrating the most elderly waitress at Cracker Barrel.
History: Uncle Herschel had a impulsive sexual taste for old women, near death. Uncle Herschel's Favorite is an act, a documented chain of events comprised from Herschel's most coveted and well known encounter.
Prerequisites:
Her tits must sag like Two Eggs over easy. You must jiggle (earthquake test) to ensure maturity.
The act:
Using three fingers you then must enter her rectum in a pinching motion, pulling out any loose debris, then feeding her the Mashbrown Asserole before it can be contaminated from the outside air. It must be fresh and ripe and done so in a sweeping motion. Or if you prefer, that step can be bypassed if you'd rather insert an entire fried apple in her a-hole. There must be a Sawmill Gravy run in her panties, and her inner vaginal walls must be the consistency of grits. Both can only be tested only with your tongue, and no pinching of the nose is allowed. You then have to pick your meat and insert it whichever hole is still duty-free, while balancing the triangular peg game on her head.
Any deviation, and it's not an Uncle Herscel's Favorite... Just nastyness, plus extensive jailtime.
History: Uncle Herschel had a impulsive sexual taste for old women, near death. Uncle Herschel's Favorite is an act, a documented chain of events comprised from Herschel's most coveted and well known encounter.
Prerequisites:
Her tits must sag like Two Eggs over easy. You must jiggle (earthquake test) to ensure maturity.
The act:
Using three fingers you then must enter her rectum in a pinching motion, pulling out any loose debris, then feeding her the Mashbrown Asserole before it can be contaminated from the outside air. It must be fresh and ripe and done so in a sweeping motion. Or if you prefer, that step can be bypassed if you'd rather insert an entire fried apple in her a-hole. There must be a Sawmill Gravy run in her panties, and her inner vaginal walls must be the consistency of grits. Both can only be tested only with your tongue, and no pinching of the nose is allowed. You then have to pick your meat and insert it whichever hole is still duty-free, while balancing the triangular peg game on her head.
Any deviation, and it's not an Uncle Herscel's Favorite... Just nastyness, plus extensive jailtime.
Bob: I'm horny.
Neil: I'm hungry.
Bob: Want to goto Cracker Barrel?
Neil: Hell yea, what are you gonna eat?
Bob: I'm probably gonna get an Uncle Herschel's Favorite
Neil: I'm hungry.
Bob: Want to goto Cracker Barrel?
Neil: Hell yea, what are you gonna eat?
Bob: I'm probably gonna get an Uncle Herschel's Favorite
by Brandon "Batman" Green June 15, 2011
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by too cool to be named December 1, 2004
Get the herschel mug.A Mean, Liguine, little Bastard that Makes allot of Money, But Never gives it to Anyone.
Gets Divorced, Then Doesnt give his Other kids Money!
A bad case of Diarrea. (Smelly!)
Has allot of Kids.
Gets Divorced, Then Doesnt give his Other kids Money!
A bad case of Diarrea. (Smelly!)
Has allot of Kids.
"That Hershel is a Hershel, I Hate That Lying Piece of Crap! Wouldnt Give my Kids School Clothes Money!"
by Vicky Golden October 18, 2013
Get the Hershel mug.a big obese person who smells like crap and plays star craft all day.A hersel also has a fascinating intrest in drugs.They have a resemblance of a turd,bird and Peter griffin.they also love to listen to rap and hip hop and wish they were born in the hood.
by rrrrredfgar May 2, 2010
Get the Hershel mug.Hershel is another word used to describe fecal matter (poop). Hershel is only used for the worst kinds of poops, like the one's that causes your stomach to have cramps.
Guy 1: Are you ready to go?
Guy 2: First I gotta take a mean hershel!
Example 1: Dude I got food poisoning the other night and now I can't stop hersheling.
Example 2: Your a piece of Hershel you son of a bitch.
Guy 2: First I gotta take a mean hershel!
Example 1: Dude I got food poisoning the other night and now I can't stop hersheling.
Example 2: Your a piece of Hershel you son of a bitch.
by keepin it classy! September 3, 2009
Get the Hershel mug.(her-shell) Any dirty or unsanitized stipper who is also commonly known as a "chickenhead" or "smut" (look for definitions in search engine above) . Unlike other clean strippers, a herchelle is the stripper people know to stay away from so they don't catch anything.
Damn check out that new stripper "Heaven", I heard she definitely a herchelle. Stay away from that one or you'll be scratching for days.
by boriconsazon October 6, 2011
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