Herpderpes

Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.

John, do you have herpderpes, everyone around you seems to be getting stupider

by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011

rock and roll herpes

Genital sores caused by gyrating to 'rock a billy'

pago dances like he's got rock and roll herpes

by bumhole trio October 5, 2009

Herpes Hot

an extreme level of physical attractiveness where the existence of herpes becomes irrelevant to whether one would engage in sexual intercourse with that person.

I found out that she had herpes, but she is so hot that I still hooked up with her. She's Herpes Hot.

by numberoneskank April 10, 2012

Herpes Ninja

One who can have sex with a herpies infected person several times and still come out clean.

I'm a Ninja I'm a Herpes Ninja!
Man I got away with sleeping with that cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.
I can sleep with her cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.

by omega123180 February 26, 2010

Lurky Herpe

This is a Herpe on a person's mouth that won't go a way. This "sore" subject always seems to lead back to just a "cold sore", but after about 2 weeks, this holy mole of VD's and a coworkers denial, has you slipping your prescription of Valtrex in their coffee every morning.

I swear, if the Deli Manger doesn't get rid of that Lurky Herpe on her lip, I'm going to put in for a transfer to produce...

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

Glitter Herpes

Meaning 1: Finding glitter on ones self after wearing it many days prior.

Meaning 2: Finding glitter on yourself or someone else and neither of you wear glitter.

I have glitter herpes on my ear, what the hell, that rave was a week ago.
OMG I totally caught glitter herpes from that stripper.

by Divagoth December 21, 2010

Herpes Simplex 08108

When a shit show of a social media post keeps flaring up because someone else has to chime in with THEIR opinion and/or witty retort.

It burns when I pee and also when I post in Facebook Groups. The doc says I have a wicked case of Herpes Simplex 08108. I asked him why he has to be such an asshole? I got three likes for my last response and he only got two. That means I am right.

by MetaMike November 25, 2018