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Hermit

A Hermit, is a lonely little fucker who doesn't leave there room, and tends to play games 24/7 and not clean there balls. Most likely doesn't have a girlfriend and is also known as a "fucking loner"
You little bastard, leave your room you fucking Hermit!
by Dirt head 24 August 11, 2016
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Dude, you're turning all pale cuz you stay at home like Chente.
by Chente June 10, 2004
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mike engelhart during wrestling season.
stays at home cutting weight like a bastard instead of hanging out with every1 else, who r also cutting weight, but not being hermits
sorry guys, im just gonna go home and be a hermit, i think ill make some banana shakes and freeze em up for friday after weigh ins
by Urban Dictionary June 6, 2003
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Someone who stays in their room all day avoiding social interaction because they’re antisocial and have social anxiety. They’re funny and open around their friends but are weirdos and loners around people they don’t know. They also have a low self-esteem. The hermit thinks that everyone is judging them but secretly no one gives a rats ass.
M: “Hey who’s that?”
M: “Bro, it’s the hermit of the class, she’s a weirdo, don’t even try.”
by Evodeevo October 27, 2019
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a hermit is usually related to a animal as a hermit crab. but this definition of hermit is when someone is on the computer or playstation for agers you can call them a hermit

Meaning: your a hermit crab and you havnt moved and you just sit there
Person1: i just killed "codlover1424"
Person2: HERMIT
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nothing else to be said.

--Jayden
by TurtleMuncher May 8, 2009
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Nacho is cooped up in the cage, just like a hermit.
by omghi June 11, 2004
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A hermit may also be a male with a penis that is much shorter than their testicles when flaccid, representing the animal of the hermit crab.

The penis is suppose to represent a hermit crab hiding away in the shell, which is the testicles.

'Hermit', is used most commonly as an insult without factual evidence, mainly directed at friends as a joking insult, however could become quite personal if the person does own a hermit. The insult would usually be directed if the person does something stupid and would therefore be called a hermit, just like they could be called a idiot, however hermit is a lot worse, but shouldn't be taken seriously.
Mike, you're such a hermit lad

Did you hear, Lucy said Connor's penis is tiny after last night, it looks like a hermit!
by TheP071 May 5, 2018
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