Erik Hermans

the greatest man to ever live

Erik Hermans: It me
Everyone else: You are the greatest man on earth

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Hermanns

A pair of comfortable sandals with velcro locks that favor functionality over style, usually worn by German tourists, often in combination with white cotton socks and khaki shorts. They provide perfect protection against unwillingly impregnating women.

"Look at that guy with the Hermanns on. He must be German."
"You can leave your condoms at home today, since you are wearing your Hermanns."

by Skrukk January 10, 2015

Hermanuetics

removal of Hermen Munster's Testicles

from the root words

Hermen - from the Munsters

Nuetics - testicular removal

ok, time for some Hermanuetics reading.

by Zoogster March 5, 2008

Hermanasaurus

This lesser known dinosaur is a member of the Tyrannosaurus family, in the sense that creepy uncle ted is a member of your family. This dinosaur is know to jump onto things it cannot handle, and has a very cocky attitude. This dinosaur was built just tall enough to blow its father, the Tyrannosaurus, and is well known for this blowing skill.

Son: Mommy, what is in my toy Hermanasaurus' mouth?

Mother: Tommy, thats a penis.

by Devin Assload October 4, 2008

Hermans

A legendary New South Wales Police Officer who struck fear into the hearts of Criminals who lived in the northwest metropolitan region. If you reside in Riverstone, and have a criminal record Hermans will find you and when he does, you will be sorry.

Hermans is the consequence, the unpaid bill, fate with a badge and a gun

Is Hermans on today?

One cannot simply walk through Riverstone and not get felt up by Hermans

Oh shit, here comes Hermans

Did you know they changed the H in a charge number is for Hermans

by Plant god June 13, 2015

Hermanos

A man with a small penis and an anal fissure.

I went to fuck this dude last night, right as soon as he pulled his pants down i could tell he was a Hermanos.

by PerrierDrinker48 March 21, 2019

Hermanussytmato

It is when a herman is sussy and is being a potato

Look herman is being such an hermanussytmato!

by Jimmy0216 March 6, 2022