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The slang of hard-on.
Brian got a hardie when looking at Haley.
Hardie by Mike Q September 4, 2005
Related Words
Herdie Headies hardies herbie Headie heddies herder herpies hermie headie one

Lord Herbie 

Lord Herbie is the leader of a cult operating behind the scenes at Highland Highschool in Albuquerque, New Mexico. He's depicted wearing a large black cloak like most of of his followers and also wears a Herbie hornet mask. Herbie the Hornet is Highland's school mascot and also probably most likely inspired Lord Herbie's name.
P1: Oh shit! Lord Herbie just fucking sacrificed Mike
P2: You mean that nerd in our biology class?
Lord Herbie by JBROZ TV February 1, 2020
<MC|Scoot> did the herhies not shimmy correctly? <MC|JoeW3rk> no, the herhies were perfect
herhies by Lambadomy April 21, 2005

Herpie-Slurpee 

The act of receiving oral sex behind a convenience store.
Your mom said she would give me a "Herpie-Slurpee" if I bought her a tank of gas.

purple hermie 

Older term. Identical in meaning to purple nerple.
Man, my arms are black and blue from all the purple hermies I've been getting at school.
purple hermie by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

nerd herder 

A manager of IT employees, tasked with making them do some useful work. Literally, herding nerds.
"I'm an IT manager; just call me a nerd herder."
nerd herder by Queen_K June 11, 2006