hen

One eighth of an ounce of marijuana.

As in short for Henry The Eighth

"Hey Tom can you pick me up a hen"

by Drewan Oydll May 7, 2007

hens

a group of women prattling on about shit no one cares about and paying no fucking attention to anything going on around them; frequently seen on trains and at bars.

Sorry dude, I couldn't get a seat on the train because some fat cunt hens were clogging up the doorway.

by Pancho45 March 1, 2013

The Hen

N. The hen is the ultimate bullshitter. He/She is constantly trying to deceive and/or prank you. The hen is not to be trusted under any circumstance. Most politicians are hens.

V. To deceive constantly

N. Arlen Specter is the hen. He deceived Republican voters for many years before revealing himself as a Democrat.

V. Arlen Specter henned Republicans for like 50 years.

by pclark21 May 24, 2011

Henning

When a group of women stand or sit in a circle and a.) gossip about other women b.) talk about nonsensical and/or useless information like Bravo, shopping, celebrities or Candy Crush c.) bitch about their husbands/fiancees/boyfriends who are making fun of them for their henning practices.

"Look at our wives over there, Henning it up."

by Man Week! August 18, 2013

hen

The rotisserie chicken available at Giant Market deli section, occasionally going on special for buy one get one free and causing many to experience overwhelming glee.

Harken! For I wish to consume hen as my midday meal!

by The Fiend March 7, 2004

Henning

To sit on the toilet with clothes on prior to releasing your bowls. The point of this act is to heat the toilet seat up, like a hen sits on eggs to warm them.

1: Dude you can't shit with your pants on.
2: Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm henning.
1: AHHH FUCK, the seat's cold!

by chaddwards March 27, 2010

hens

Ebonic term for money, either in cash or illicit form, used in the south eastern United States.

Yo, man, lend me some hens and I'll pay you back on the first.

by Lexiconic March 30, 2004