Helsinger

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.

"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"

by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010

Sally Hemings

Thomas Jefferson's underaged fuck buddy, god rest her soul.

"How will the South find labor for its businesses? How will Thomas Jefferson find his next mistresses?"
"How DARE you."
"Yet still, people follow like lemmings all your hemming and hawing, while you're hee-hawing with Sally Hemings!"

by mackback319 October 15, 2020

Hemingway

The act of writing, particularly a lengthy blog, article or essay, while consuming moderate to large quantities of alcohol during the process. Can be done to help stimulate creativity but most of the time the person is just a borderline alchoholic.
Term can also be interchanged with other popular writers with an affinity for booze. i.e.; to "Capote", to "Faulkner", to "Kerouack", to "Fitzgerald"

Student A: "Don't you still have to finish that paper for class tomorrow?"
Student B: "Yeah, dude. But I got a six-pack of beer and I'm going to Hemingway that shit later tonight."

by KurohataTheDefiant May 12, 2014

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is a giant thick breadstick who claims he is 6’2 at best when really is like 6’4

* He has a beautiful dog named petunia (she’s the light of his life)
* He is apart of the band 5SOS

*He has 3 giant beat mates

* He is an Australian with a love for penguins

* His current girlfriend Sierra Deaton (it’s 2019) is one of the best people ever

“Hey have you seen Luke Hemmings”
“Yea he took out the lip ring what a shame”

by nat.has.bad.choices April 29, 2019

Luke Hemmings

A very hot guy from the band "5 Seconds Of Summer" or "5sos." He has blonde hair and blue eyes and is the lead singer of the band. Luke used to be very shy, but ever since getting used to the fame and dating Arzaylea, he's just not the same. According to Luke's past two girlfriends... he likes girls with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a great personality and is very kind to fans. He's also very kind to his band mates if not joking around with them.

1)have you heard of Luke Hemmings?!
omg yessss he is so hot
I know right!
I want to meet him so bad
same

2) omg I met Luke Hemmings he was sooo sweet
luckyyyyy he seems so nice i just want to hug him and never let go
i wish I didn't have to

by penguins07 August 10, 2016

Luke hemmings

Hottest guy ever to exist

Person: have you heard of Luke Hemmings?
Fan: yeah that fake betch

Only the 5sosfam will get this if not go to YouTube and search Luke Hemmings fake betch and it will explain everything

Btw follow me on Instagram @5sos_is_ma_jam

by Luke’s baby mama July 27, 2018

Pull a Hemingway

To become intoxicated before writing a paper in order to make the process more palatable.

Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to hemingway a paper"

College student #1: "Bro, I'm so not looking forward to writing that paper for my politics class"

College student #2: "I most definitely agree. I would advise you to pull a Hemingway on this one."

by benrh November 25, 2010