Help

What half of the people on this website need

Dude1: Hey, have you seen Urban dictionary?
Dude2: Yeah, I tried looking up the definition of shark but apparently, it's a way to have sex
Dude1: Damn dude, those people need help

by urbandictionaryiscursedl November 22, 2022

help

Dude! you gotta help me. I'm trapped in my room and there's some fucking guy outside. He's freaking the shit out of me. He's got a gun and his name is Biff.

I know this is fucked up - just add this definition so the world can know.

Please.

Help!

Help - add this as a definition you retard! Save me from the guy!

by Pollup January 13, 2008

Help

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhhhhhggggg!!!!!!!!

Victim: stop, help

Some random dude: no u

by Cancerboi123 February 18, 2019

help

a song written by the beatles

help! i need somebody...

by sofia p. January 14, 2005

help

assistance, the cavalry, mercenaries, hired guns, hired hands, work, helpedy help help, ayudame por favor, the beatles song, some friends.

There is a nasty hose bitch who has been demanding sexual favors of me since third grade. She is a fuckin' wierdo and I need help. A restraining order on her would be nice. Yo tengo una problema con estos.

by nick May 10, 2006

help

Assistance available without question or reciprocation - only when it is NOT needed.

When I was moving no-one could fucking help me... when I win in Vegas, they all wanna help me with something. The bastards.

by Laurie7s April 21, 2006

help

to be nice and do something for a person when they are in need

thanks for the help i dont know what i would have done with out that help

by the litest person evaa December 11, 2017