hellen keller

When you cum on a girls eyes and ears, then you blowdry it, then fuck her as she squirms around and screams

When my bitch was acting all crazy, i hellen kellered her and then we made some sweet whoopi.

by Tim Amazing November 10, 2007

Hellen Keller 64

The only person on a team in a co-op game that doesn't have a microphone.

Anthony B. : Why does Ashley not come help me? I'm being hunted!

Justin Y. : She is busy typing what she is gonna do, that's why.

Anthony B. : Why does she have to be the Hellen Keller 64 of our group?! We're getting murdered!

by HAWP August 25, 2011

Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears

Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...

by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015

Hellen Keller Nut

When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak

Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!

by hahasuka December 8, 2020

Hellen Keller Drunk

Being at the point of intoxication, that you can no longer see, hear, or speak.

"Person 1: Let's get white girl wasted.
Person 2: Na, i think we should get Hellen Keller drunk."

"..:.: .:.:.. ::... :. ..: .:.:. " - Hellen Keller

by rememberthegoodtimes January 29, 2012

Hellen Keller Match

On such games as Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3, when all players turn thier screens off so that there is no visuals nor audio, so that it mimics how Hellen Keller would play.

Crusty Turbin: Hey want to do a Micheal Meyers match?

Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!

by Bud C. Morgan January 17, 2009

hellen-keller-breed

Someone who is beyond the point of retarded. They are so stupid they should be classified as dumb, deaf, blind and retarded.

You are such a hellen-keller-breed, you stupid fag.

by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut July 12, 2019