hellatio

An uncomfortable and displeasurable fellatio-giving experience. Reasons for resentment can include duration, lack of hygiene, general discomfort, etc etc

I gave Gabe hellatio last night in the bathroom of a Taco Bell. Then he came on my favorite vintage Aerosmith t shirt and refused to kiss me afterwards.

by mitrobitch May 6, 2015

hellatrophy

Obscenely flashy reward with no value for a mediocre performance.

Joe won a hellatrophy for the tractor pedal pull at the Iron RIver, WI Blueberry Festival.

by onetrikpony August 26, 2015

hellatite

very very very very very cool

That car is hellatite!

by Sakinah & Lisa & Marty November 30, 2003

hellatite

Little know 119th element of the periodic table. The element added to social events that makes it "THE party." Exercies caution when attepmting to divide (e.g moving the party to another place); only fractures when split.

A: "Brah, did you bring the hellatite?"

J: "Let's see...drinks...Fly honies. I'd say it's covered!"

by FAcheech December 3, 2007

hellmuth

The king of the luckboxes! A person that needs a boat on the river or some exceptional card luck to win.

Oh boy, you sure got hellmuthed by him today!

by Joey Fisher July 26, 2006

hellatious

concocted from the murky imagination of a wrestling commentator with a penchant for wearing a crown and having a long shiny staff. ofen time seen ogling young fillies of the wrestling community. taken to mean something that is generally outrageous or not usually seen - can be used in a good or bad sense

jesus! we got in a HELLATIOUS fight with those damn pikeys last night

or

look at her, she is HELLATIOUSLY FIT

by NATH July 16, 2003

hellatight

the man they call SUBERMAN!

suberman is so hellatight!

by STONECOLDK1LLA May 26, 2010