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Helidon

A human who spend his free time torturing children. If you ever have him as a teacher, be prepared for more homework then plastic in the ocean! He can have a little sense of humor but normally has a poker face on. If he promises pizza it will be virtual.
person 1: Hey! what's for homework?
person 2: Everything, because of Helidon.
by qazsxedc March 9, 2020
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Heidelberg

Heidelberg is a city located in the Rhein-Neckar valley in southern Germnay. This is a city that has an American military occupation. Heidelberg American Highschool is the military high school located on Mark-Twain village in the city center, the mascot is the lion, and the school colors are navy blue and gold. Is known to have major rivalries with Wiesbaden and Rammstein. No one else matters, really.

In the year 2011 Mannheim High School was shut down, with most kids moving to Heidelberg. After the year 2013 Heidelberg is set to close, forcing many of the students to move up to Wiesbaden.

Heidelberg is home to the oldest university in Germany, along with the Heidelberg Schloss. Heidelberg boasts a tradition at least 50 years old, 3 times every summer 'Arches' occurs. It is a party that happens every time the castle is illuminated and fireworks are set off. 'Arches' takes place on the terrace of the gardens to the castle, and nearly all Highschool students have attended. This party was invented by Heidelberg students and is a beautiful thing really, I get so trashed every time.

Heidelberg is also known for its domination in football and basketball, it remains one of the toughest schools to beat even in its last year with its lowest population. Heidelberg has won Europeans in football and basketball at least 25 times since its founding over 60 years ago.
Wiesbadener 1: Did you hear? Heidelberg is shutting down!

Wiesbadener 2: No way! Good thing for sports but damn, thats crazy!

Heidelberger: We will kill you all, and we will walk out on your funeral just as we walked out on your game.
by HHSLIONS December 28, 2012
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Helldesk

This is what you get when a helpdesk that you have to phone to resolve a problem is manned by an evil bitch from hell. This woman will generally have the people skills of an angry pitbull terrier, the patience of a rattlesnake being poked with a stick and the intelligence and problem solving skills of a paving slab.
Just got off the phone to the Helldesk. That Jackie is a complete bitch.
by IT Crowd April 22, 2008
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helisexual

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." Said by the famous helisexual, Guuse.
by EvolvingEevee February 10, 2017
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Helpdesk fishing

Were you log a call and assign it to a group not knowing whether it should of gone there in the first place (due to lack of knowledge/total guess). You log the call and cast it into the 2nd line group waiting for a bite (for them to kick up a fuss)...
Hmm just put that call into Cra040 support...wonder if thats the right place..oh well cast away let the helpdesk fishing begin.
by Mazuk June 24, 2009
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helder

helder is da man! One of a kind.. there is no one like him on this planet. Helder = sex god and stuff
girl 1: wow! its helder! isnt he so great!
girl 2: Yeah! i so want him
girl 1: like totally
by MyName July 10, 2004
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helisexual

Helisexual is a type of gender (Male, Female, Apache Helicopter)
the term means you love to attack and shoot your missiles about 2 genders such male and female
these are the only 2 genders that the Heli-sexual attacks, some refer to heli-sexual as Cis-gender.
The helisexual decided it wanted to attack his mother
by Social Justice League February 8, 2017
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