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helemon

Helemon is an elder God, residing at the right hand side of Zeus in Olympus. It is not known exactly what Helemon is the god of, although it is speculated that he probably has control over everything in this universe (and probably some of the other ones too). It is well known to most people that for those who wish to live a happy and fulfilling life, one must pray to Helemon as much as possible (for optimal living standards pray at least 5 times a minute, and not just about random shit either, say stuff like thankyou for the trees and shit oh great Helemon. Yea.)

Another interesting Helemon fact is that he will actually appear behind you and scream 'HELEMON' as soon as you read the words 'helemon 4eva'
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by helemon101_69er May 20, 2008
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hegemonjoi

this guy is a hegemonjoi!
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hegemony

How the gardeners will take over the world
"How did that gardener pay for those guns?"
"Hegemony"
by Pedant March 28, 2005
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Hegemony

See under 'USA foreign policy'

For proof, pick a country and investigate the USA in relation to this country.
...haven't learn't there are other countries other than the USA? ...try investigating USA hegemony in Nicaragua.
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Helgesen

Helgesen is an old norwegian legend. It's about a young red-headed boy, going on adventure, searching for sea-food in a jungle. Once the boy find the sea-food, he gets very excited and starts partying with other boys. Of course, they all die in a car crash.
Also referred to as/AKA: Helgie-boy, Belgesen, Rud Van Helgesen, Dildu, ZerryPerry.
Teacher: What is 9x2?
Random kid: Helgesen!
by Jorleg Olauf Knut May 10, 2008
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Helem

She is the prettiest most beautiful person in the world most likely wears glasses and very short She’s super fun to be with If you have her in your life don’t loose her
Hey is that Helem ?!
by Ahkakass May 1, 2019
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hegemonster

Someone who always dominates in relations with others.

Combination of monster and the political term hegemon.
Bill O'Reilly is the hegemonster of late-night on Fox News.
by Rolo Tomassi July 5, 2004
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