turd hearse

The truck that empties porta-johns

Bobby Joe: Jeez, Wilbur! Did another varmit crawl up your ass and die?!
Wilbur: Hell no...that's the turd hearse emptying the porta-shitter at momma's house!

by saintsfanmd December 25, 2007

hearsed

adj. 1) to become so inebriated that ones feels they are close to death (riding in a hearse); 2) to be thoroughly damaged or destroyed by a one-time event, person, or object

1) "let's get hearsed tonight!" drunk; 2) "i got so hearsed by my history final"; improper use: things greater than a one-time event, such as "i got hearsed by my childhood

by buff.jacobs April 10, 2008

Lydia Hearst

Lydia Hearst or Lydia Hearst-Shaw is a gorgeous American socialite, actress, award winning fashion model, and heiress to the publishing fortune established by her maternal great-grandfather William Randolph Hearst. She is the daughter of Patricia Hearst who achieved infamy when she was kidnapped in the 70's.
Lydia is known in the fashion industry for her delicate doll like features, ivory skin and elegant sexuality. In fact Lydia has shown that she has no problems with doing nudity, having appeared topless or fully nude in numerous magazines including Playboy France. This willingness to show off her flawless, all natural nude body appears to be something she will continue as she pursues an acting career.
Although well known on the party circuit, unlike many of her contemporaries Hearst is not known for being promiscuous or controversial and in fact spends much of her time devoted to charitable causes.
Lydia Hearst is a beautiful example of quiet intelligence and perfect sexuality. She is a modern sex symbol.

Lydia Hearst is the sexiest model/heiress alive.
Lydia Hearst at 5'7 is short for a supermodel. Beauty offsets height.
Lydia Hearst is the thinking man's Paris Hilton.
Lydia Hearst is surprisingly voluptuous for such a slender girl.
Although not promiscuous Lydia Hearst becomes very sexual when in front of a camera.
Lydia Hearst is naturally sexy.

by yathaman May 23, 2009

hearsebulance

The Hearsebulance is a Ford hearse James May converted into an ambulance in the Top Gear Ambulance episode alongside Jezza's Rambulance and Hammond's Soviet ambulance

Jeremy Clarkson: Next it was the turn of Dr Slow's Hearsebulance

by Metal yob 666 June 24, 2019

Hearsepower

Power exerted by a hearse's engine

The engine block in that hearse is pretty big; it must get a lot of hearsepower

by Victra March 5, 2009

The Hearsay State

A nickname for California due to the vast numbers of people convicted and imprisoned without any evidence whatsoever.

We gotta get outta here, my man, we are being released from prison in The Hearsay State!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 18, 2020

Hearse Chaser

Much like an "ambulance chaser" The shit bags that read the Obituaty's to make a nickel!

DUDE, I've been slamed with "we can help you in your time of need" freak'n snail mail and email's. Only from douche bags that want to make a profit because of your loss from the Fuck'n probate add in the classified's of the local News Paper. I THINK THEY ARE "HEARSE CHASER'S'.

by CPO BOATS March 21, 2010