official Heinz

A person who is fifty-seven years old.

Because today I'm fifty-seven buddy.Which makes me an official Heinz.

by GetLit23 November 15, 2016

Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Not sure if I spelt that right but basically parry the platypus’s nemesis, doing things like wrapping the town to pull it with a very strong magnet to then reverse the way the earth go’s round. Also a dad which in my honest opinion he is the best dad

Agent p Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz has purchased a suspicious amount of tin foil and we think you best suited for the job. go and check it out

by Meme and scream June 15, 2020

heitz

1. as close to perfect as humanly possible
2. pure
3. home, a haven

"he's the best person I know."

"is he a Heitz?"

by callie jo March 11, 2008

Heinzkitvelvet

When you get fucked up the ass by a bottlenose dolphin (A.K.A Flipper)

by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003

Heinz

1. Slang term meaning "cool beans." Response to show acceptance, acknowledgement or approval. Often used in confrontations to defuse situations and dissolve issues (Usually followed by "man")

Person 1: I'm going home now. I'll see you around.
Person 2: Heinz man. See you around

Person 1: That's f***ing mine!
Person 2: Heinz, my bad.

by unilateral April 16, 2011

heinz

Where Kerry gets all his campaign money

It's not blood money, it's ketchup money

by Dan April 10, 2004

Heinzman

Derived from the son of Zues meaning skilled train maker. Second cousins to the Heinz fortune, unfortunately left out of the will due to a tragic smelting accident.

Do the Heinzman on that ho!

by carahh September 23, 2010