mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005

Heeb it up/ Heeb it off

Heeb it up - To run a small stake into a big one quickly by playing at too high a limit.

Heeb it off - To blow the entire backroll that you just heebed up.

Named for the user neverheeb on the poker forum NeverwinPoker.com.

Micon, if you keep playing 20/40 you're going to heeb off your whole roll.

by DirtyB September 11, 2005

heebeegeebee

(Noun)
Something that creeps you out. A word, concept, smell, taste, sensation, or otherwise that makes you feel uncomfortable in your own skin.

The words "shingles" and "hammertoe" give me the heebeegeebees. Shivers run up and down my body and I can't stand the thought of those words.

by sensitive June 11, 2008

Mitch Hedberg

A american comedian.
02/24/1968–03/30/2005

"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right."--Mitch Hedberg

by nirvana563 May 7, 2005

Mitch Hedberg

A comedian with the most off beat, hilarious sense of humour ever heard to man. Created a cult-like following of loyal subjects that wish they were half as funny as his dog. Tragically, Mitch departed this world in late March 2005, leaving us only with fond memories and this lesson learned:

1. Everyone worth anything is on drugs
2. Drugs kill people
3. Everyone worth anything dies

"I was sitting at a bar, and no one was talking to me cuz I had just did a show *Crowd laughs*, and this guy bumped into me, and he didn't apologize, he just said, 'Move!' which I thought was rude, so I said, 'Go to hell,' and then I started to run. He caught up with me. He had a moustache, a goatee, earrings, a pair of sunglasses, his hair was in a pony tail, and he was wearing a hat. He said, 'Hey! You got a lot of nerve!' I said, 'Hey, you've got a lot of............cranium accesories!" *Everyone laughs. Mitch laughs* Ha, this a smart crowd. When I play the dumb crowds I have to say, 'You've got a lot of shit on your head!'"

by Peasento May 5, 2005

Hebe-Jeebies

The creeps, the feeling of the hair raising on the back of your neck when you get scared or spooked.

Walking down a dark alley at night always gives me the Hebe-Jeebies.

by Mark Braden May 6, 2006

Mitch Hedberg

Probably one of the funniest comedians to ever stand on a stage and hold a microphone. His comedy was all over the place, had no real story line to it, but always made you laugh. Sadly though, Mitch died in 2005 of a heart complication.

Hopefully he's making funnies for God, Jesus, and all those bigshots up on the big stage in the sky. This deffinition is dedicated to you Mitch! You rock my socks!....Totally.

R.I.P. Mitch

Some infamous quotes from Mitch Hedberg::

"Some hotels don't have 13th floors because of supersticion...But people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. Jump out the window of the 13th floor and you will die earlier."

"Rice is great if you want 2000 of something."

"It dosn't matter whether you're black, white, green, or purple...oh wait - green or purple? I think we have to draw the line somewhere. So the hell with purple people...Unless they're choking...then help 'em!"

by Rose-Colored-Glasses August 15, 2006