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Hebrew Ulpan

n. 1.An intensive language immersion program primarily offered in Israel.
2.A torture device for those hopelessly inept at learning new languages in which a native Israeli talks at you loudly and quickly for five to eight weeks, five hours a day.
3.A poorly thought out decision, immediately regreted
"Dude, I thought I was going to kill myself today during Hebrew Ulpan."
by Rachel Berman August 22, 2005
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Hebrew Man

A man who abuses little people
Wow jerry is such a Hebrew Man
by MaxAsian0 June 1, 2018
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The Hebrew Hammer

A hilarious take-off on Blackploitation genre films such as Shaft--a Jewploitation flick starring Adam Goldberg as the title character, the Hebrew Hammer.
by AynRandsTeddyBear May 2, 2005
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Hebrew Guru

The master of Jew-Jitsu, Ninjews, Jew Fu, King Jew, inventor of the Ninja Star-of-David, and master of all Hebrew Martial arts. He is the Guru of all that is Jewish
To study under the Hebrew Guru is to become one with your Judism
by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005
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hebrew national

A jewish guy's penis.
I saw you looking at him, looks like someone wants a little hebrew national.
by Van Pierce July 10, 2003
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Hebrew Hammer

The act of shitting in a sock, and then approaching one of your sleeping mates,and then proceeding to put said poopsock on his foot
Henry got Hebrew Hammer'd!

Avoid the Hebrew Hammer!
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hebrewed warfare

a hybrid warfare which is subordinated to the idea of extermination of the non-Hebrews
Not every warfare that there and here brewed
was always hybrid or aka hebrewed.

(Volodymyr Knyr)
A hebrewed warfare often appears to be hybrid.
by vmk May 26, 2017
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