haymaker beej

a blow job with power and energy equivilant to that of a haymaker punch

matt goodrich serves up a haymaker beej like its his fucking job.

by tom jones January 12, 2004

Hatmaker Effect

The Hatmaker effect is what happens when a guy falls hard for a girl that is gorgeous, funny, sweet and just all around amazperfectness. Once the Hatmaker effect has taken ahold of you i would advise to just let it happen. Side effects include deep emotions for a girl, wanting to do something special for them as much as possible, loss of appetite, constant dreams of her, and perhaps on rare occasions the sharing of a furry friend between you and a girl. The Hatmaker Effect has no cure and will stay with you until the end of time.

Christopher: Bro i cant eat and i have been having these weird dreams about a girl. Whats wrong with me?

Luke: It sounds like the Hatmaker effect to me bro.

by Just An ACC Student April 30, 2011

Hittmaker

everything entertainment in a one person package.

Mike Hitt is a REAL Hittmaker!

by Mike Hitt February 3, 2010

south dakota haymaker

When you are born or raised in South Dakota, get drunk, and throw a wide right arm punch to another person's face.

I got drunk at a bar and was hit by a South Dakota haymaker.

by Sourgummy April 19, 2022

The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Its a Giant af sword used by the horseless headless horsemann who has too many h's.
It is given by craft with 2 refined metal, 1 haunted scrap, and 1 scotman's skull cutter i think.

Demoman: I have crafted the The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker!
Scout: cool

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Haymaker Square Riot

A high-risk sexual maneuver in which, immediately after climax, the male removes his penis from the vagina, punches his partner in the face, then opens a jar of angry bees and holds it against the woman's vaginal area.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me - so last night I gave her the haymaker square riot before dumping her ass"

by Haymaker Square Mayor June 14, 2009

Mississippi Haymaker

The art in which a man ejaculates in one hand and throws the said ejaculate across the room with the intentions of entering and impregnating a loose vagina.

I.E. Hot dog, down a hallway.

It’s been so tough to get my wife pregnant, I had to throw a Mississippi Haymaker from across the room to see if it would stick…..

by Kweezysrooftop May 23, 2017