Healthy One

When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards

Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018

Healthy HEAUX

Pronounced “HO”

(but please don’t get it twisted she probably not promiscuous )

A Healthy Heaux has an awareness of her environment and her own existence and thoughts. She’s the bad ass bitch who is healthy mentally, physically, and socially or who is working towards it. She is undeniably herself and works everyday to better her mind, body, soul.

Beyoncé is a Healthy Heaux.
Jhene Aiko is a Healthy Heaux.

by The Healthy Heaux July 25, 2019

Healthy paranoia

Let’s face it.. people are shitty. Not everyone. Definitely the “karens”.. But stay a “little” skeptical until otherwise proven wrong. Or just get rid of your cell phone, grow a garden and never leave your dwelling.

I call it healthy paranoia! Tootles

by Drewbloodybitch July 29, 2020

Healthcare bill

A completely unconstitutional bill that gives the government the power to mandate that you must have health insurance or else. Government run healthcare is, in fact, a tenant of socialism, and will help to bankrupt any nation. This bill was passed using backroom deals and bribery. This bill is unconstitutional because nowhere in the Constitution is the government given the power to tell us to purchase something. The Constitution states that all powers not explicitly delegated to the federal government are given to the States and the People. If the government was to get their slimy hands out of healthcare, the prices would go down, as proven time and time again with other commodities.

Man, now I have to spend all this money on health insurance because of the Healthcare bill when I can barely pay my bills in the first place! Is the government trying to ruin me???

by Mr. Politico January 14, 2011

Healthcare

A fundamental human right. Only stupid people (Republicans) disagree with this.

Healthcare should be free, because people should not have to pay to get their life-saving cancer treatment.

by sos_1 September 13, 2016

healthy set of lungs

When the mamories of a female are exceptionally larger then the physical standard.

That lady cann't drown because she has such a healthy set of lungs.

Although your sister was intoxicated and failed the breathilizer test she got out of the DUI charge by showing off her healthy set of lungs by singing...naked

by Ben and Brian the Great August 7, 2006

Healthcare Ignoramus

Any American person who likes to attend town hall meetings to "discuss" the healthcare reform debates when they have no clue as to what they are fighting for or against.

These people are usually 1 or more of the following:
1) Senior Citizens
2) Republicans
3) Uneducated

In a town hall meeting help by Rep. Robert Inglis

Healthcare Ignoramus: "Keep you goddamn government hands off my medicare!!!"

Inglis: "Actually sir, your healthcare is being provided by the government"

Healthcare Ignoramus: o.0

by tjpartys August 11, 2009