The Hayward

A sexual act in which a man sprays diarrhea into a cup after ejaculating into it. The woman then takes the contents of the cup, puts it into her mouth, and swishes it around. She then proceeds to give the man a blowjob, leaving a sticky, shitty mess on his penis. The man then uses this concoction as an anal lube on the woman.

John: "Dude, I gave Victoria the Hayward last night."
Jake: "That's fuckin' awesome!"

by the Hayward November 18, 2007

Robert Hayward

The ultimate human, a form of life often considered to be immortal and unbelievably incredible. Also known as- Goatward, Kingward, and Beautifulnessward.

OMG, there's Robert Hayward, I just creamed

by Haywardlover101 August 22, 2023

Robert hayward (Bulgaria)

The 2nd best hayward to ever grace our world. Obviously no where near the real one but still a majestic manza.

Look theres robert hayward (bulgaria)

by Haywardlover101 August 23, 2023

Flight to Hayward

When you have sex with a girl and cum inside of her and she queefs the cum into a cup and drinks it.

Last night my girl and I did a flight to Hayward.

by Docgirth March 12, 2017

Tony Hayward

An awesome chap who likes yachting, inventor of modern day massonry.

Panel Member: How could you explain that...

Tony Hayward: I am afraid I do not recollect, I do not know, I was not party to the process, I am afraid I am not an engineer, I am not a scientist I am afraid, I do not recollect.

by sturmikk June 23, 2010

Justin Hayward

An awesome musicians. Lead singer from the Moody Blues. Stoner who uses a lot of blonde hair dye and wears flowery shirts.

Justin Hayward plays a mean guitar.

by MooBlu April 10, 2009

Donna Hayward

Bad ass mother fucker

dont mess with her shes a "Donna Hayward"

by cwh12345 November 30, 2011